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The Evil Stick costs $2. The Evil Stick is pink. With the addition of three 1.5 volt batteries, and the flick of a heart-shaped on-off switch, it can "cast shadow the function", according to the packaging, at least. Its wand form, complete with elegant curlicues, is topped with a five-leaf clover design and a mirror that horribly distorts your features. Despite its evil status, it "Can send out wonderful music". Despite its evil status it is suitable for ages 3 and up, and not suitable for children under 3 years. But most disturbing, dark and deeply enigmatic is this promise: "I can send out the luster [sic] of the beauty".

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