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□ Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)12:14:16 No.23559574 235598632223560090 Great Uncle Bert was an Engineer in the Marines and help build airfields. He did a lot of cool s---. > great Uncle is sitting in a trench on guard duty outside the airfield > Uncle Bert hears the sound of a rifle shot and the screaming of bloody murder > A j-- sniper tried to sneak into the lines and pick them off but was spotted. > The J-- is screaming his dead off screaming in agony > this goes on all day and into the night > a marine in the foxhole next to him yells "JESUS H CHRIST WOULD SOMEONE THROW A GODDAMN F------ BOOT AT THE F------ SLANT EYED CAT! IM TRYING TO F------ SLEEP OVER HERE!" > a Few seconds later the bang from a Springfield is heard > The screaming j-- is dead > The Marine yells "THANK YOU!" > Another marine replies back "YOURE WELCOME! > Uncle Bert doesn't get any sleep that night because war is hell More Bert stories on the way

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