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| Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)13:17:07 No.23560061 、>223560088 >23558584 (OP) >Be me Inna JRTC 72 hours, no sleep >Be sitting inna foxhole waiting for OPFOR to come >0300, the witching hour >Come on shift behind 240 >Suddenly, hundreds of VC with AKs materialize >S---、ITS THE OPFOR! >Get down behind gun >OPFOR starts to advance >Wake AG >Point out advancing OPFOR >AG looks at me like I have a d--- on my forehead >"There's nothing there, Anon" >Get angry, punch AG in the chest for daring to question my authoritah on the matter >He hops out of the foxhole and leaves >STAY DOWN >He's gone for a while >OPFOR stop advancing >Start bobbing back and forth like trees in the wind >"That's why he doesn't see them! They're pretending to be the trees! Those bastards are crafty!" >AG comes back >"Sargent wants to see you" >Tactically NOPE from foxhole to CCP, where squad leader is waiting >Tell him of the crafty tree-moving OPFOR >Get told to go the f--- to bed, you're seeing s---, SPC OPFOR did attack much later that night, but apparently I hallucinated those first guys. Sleep deprivation is a hell of a drug. Someone thanked me for my service later, though, so everything was better

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