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View Same Google igdb SauceNAO d Crusader Zim jpg. 101KIB, 569x720 Anonymous Sun 21 Apr 2013 02:39:13 No.24364616 Report What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little heathen? I'll have you know I graduated top merous crusades on Muslims, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in armoured warfare and I'm the top swordsman in the entire order. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me over the Internet? Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the holy land and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Europe and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of my class in the Knights Templar, and I've been involved in nu of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s--- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f------ dead, heathen

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