Aside from the threesome explanation (which I'm totally okay with, by the way.), we also know Midna's adept at shape-shifting and has a bit of a mischievous streak. It's not a stretch of my imagination that she might…alter Link for a bit of role-reversal for a change of pace.

I'm fucked in the head. Deal with it.

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And I think we all know who…