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TOP DEFINITION helisexual Someone who is sexually attracted to helicopters. Person A:"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting f------ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. Ifyou can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. Person B: "It's alright laccept that you're a helisexual" Person C: "T'm not a heliphobe!" 1矧望釦蚝 SHOP

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This joke hits differently for me nowadays.
I feel like the Attack Helicopter is forever branded as a "bad meme" because people started using it wrong. I feel like the Frontosa (or Front Cichlid) has a better image. Still plays up the ridiculousness while showing off some interesting specimens of nature. Be the Alpha Frontosa inside you. Believe in your dreams.
DAMN BRO YOU'IDENTIFY ASAN ATTACK HELICOPTER? THAT'S HELLA CO0OL BRO YOU SHOULD TRY IDENTIFYING AS FUNNY AND MAYBE YOU'LL LEARN ANOTHER JOKE YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF S---
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