Notes:

(For Added effect, listen to this as you read.)

Hey look, buddy. I'm a Vaporeon. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "Where's Flygon's mega?" Because that would fall within the purview of the decisions made by Game Freak. I solve practical problems.

Sips Moomoo Milk

For instance, how am I gonna stop me some big mean Physical Sweeper from tearing my team a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer?

Use a scald. And if that don't work, Protect. Then use more scald.

Turns to see a burning Mega Lucario

Like this, big ol' bulky 130 base HP stat of mine, backed up by my 110 Sp. Attack stat that was…designed for me…built for me…and you best hope…

Not pointing at YOU…

Oh, to add. I really was bummed out when I heard that the Eeveelutions didn't get any Mega Evos in X/Y and ORAS. I would've had so much fun using a Mega Vaporeon and Mega Sylveon. Oh well, we can dream…