But in all seriousness, Starlight Glimmer is almost exactly like a much more interesting SJW. She, like them, puts people down in an attempt to be "equal." That said, she isn't stupid, so I like her more than regular SJWs.

To be fair, Starlight is in a sense a SJW, Asking everyone to be equal and to follow her Philosophy while not following it herself, and profiting from the people who fell for it, Not having anyone have a different view in the world, and everyone being the same, and any who step out of line is isolated from the public/ or deemed a traitor.