Twilight Sparkle's Chocolate Milk - Nope

FUCK YOU, TWILIGHT! YOU DON'T WASTE GOOD SODA!

Damn, how it is hard to get Dr. Pepper in Brazil (people have the gall to sell EMPTY CANS for $2).

Here I go, minding my business when I see something with the corner of my eye that might be Dr. Pepper. IDONTMINDHOWMUCHITISIMUSTHAVEIT.

Upon closer investigation…

Red Bull knockoff. "Hangover relief, just call the doc!"

Dammit.