Five Nights at Freddy's - m'freddy

Do ho ho, Bonnie,
There’s no such thing as a security guard.
On Earth, it’s just you, me, the rest, and the endoskeleton in the room with all the monitors.
I used to believe in a guard until I read The Guard Delusion by Robot Foxings.
Oh by the way, we need to put that endo in a suit, before someone sees.

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