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File: Gary Busey ipg (34 KB, 389x480) ■ Anonymous 05/01/15(Fri)11:13:11 No.18382412 Does anyone have any good autism/tard stories? >Be me in junior year at high school >There's an autistic guy at my school who is obsessed with Fonzie from Happy Days. Wears a crappy leather jacket and greases his hair up. >All he talks about is how he's going to get a motorcycle when he turns 18 and moves out. was nice to him once and he would always follow me around after that >Too nice to tell him to back off >Anyway, one day there was a new girl who transferred to my school. >l remember her name was Ella > This was the time that the movie Ella Enchanted came out. noticed her sitting alone at lunch and said to her"Ella, you have me enchanted." >The s----- pick-up line worked and we began talking and eventually dating. >Word got around and my ex-girlfriend heard about it >She was pretty bitchy and kind of a ham-planet. She would always do really mean stuff to other girls. I'm pretty ashamed that I dated her >One day I get a text from her saying "Need a condom... ent? swtf >One day me and Ella are sitting at a table in the cafeteria. >The cafeteria was on the ground floor with hallway balconies over-looking the tables. >As Fonzie is walking over to our table, I look up briefly and see my ex on the balcony with a big jar of mayonnaise about to pour it down on Ella. >Fonz-berger sees it too and warns Ella. >Ayy! Ella, mayo! mfw

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