SpongeBob SquarePants - *unintelligible chore noises*

I hate when my my tells me to do one thing and my dad tells me to do another, so i have to asexually reproduce so my clone and I can do both at once, but then I have to kill my clone cause their can be only one. It's just a big drag.

Can you clean your room, take out the trash, walk the dog, massage my feet, etc.

does half that stuff

WHY AREN'T YOU DONE YET! I TOLD YOU TO DO THAT 5 MINUTES AGO!