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ginnymcqueen stylinsonxhealy: satanstrousers One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand d---- for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-h--- society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some d----?? We are talking 1 million dollars per d--- sucked!! That's just economical like come on man 1 billion dollars and all you'd have to do is suck a d--- every day for the next 2.7 years. That's it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck d--- for a living. You could suck two d---- a day and only have to suck d--- for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 d---- a day for about 6 months. 5 D---- A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I'LL F----- DO THAT. THAT'S THE DREAM, THAT'S F----- HEAVEN And I'm over here doin' it for free like a f------ a------

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