I mock you, sir. I mock you a lot.

"Our struggle is your struggle."

Uh, no, it isn't. Skin color really doesn't mean a whole lot to me, 'cause I was raised to judge people on their character and not their appearance, but all things considered, I'm perfectly okay with my skin color. The fact that you're not is a sign of something wrong with your self image and possibly self esteem.

Damn it, Tumblr and corrupted academia, this is all your fault! This is what your BS identity politics have wrought!