'Murica - we dun need that brit s--- in murica

I've been to the US and I can confirm that they don't have kettles. Instead they have these weird coffee machines that work differently in every hotel/motel and that nobody (including the hotel manager) understands how to use. As a result, trying to make some tea often turns into a long and exciting adventure.

We like our tea salty. As salty as the Minutemen on Lexington Green.