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Anon has intrusive thoughts | /r/Greentext

>see a couple my age out in public >it's this girl who is like 6 inches shorter than her bf >she's staring at him relentlessly and holding onto his arm with a big closed-mouth smile on her face >he feels her staring >looks at her >"...what? what's so funny?" >she shrugs >"I'm just glad I met you" >places her head on his shoulder I have never wanted to kill two people more in my entire life.
>see a couple my age out in public >it's this girl who is like 6 inches shorter than her bf >she's staring at him relentlessly and holding onto his arm with a big closed-mouth smile on her face >he feels her staring >looks at her >"...what? what's so funny?" >she shrugs >"I'm just glad I met you" >places her head on his shoulder I have never wanted to kill two people more in my entire life.

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Alternatively - Kill 10 kids, rule the chairs | /r/PrequelMemes

If you have 7 chairs and 10 children, what do you do? Get 3 more chairs Kill 3 kids The younglings listening nearby:
If you have 7 chairs and 10 children, what do you do? Get 3 more chairs Kill 3 kids The younglings listening nearby:

Prequel Memes
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this is really how it is | /r/memes

I don't even use social media that much XXX t reddit u/justoneweirdhuman
I don't even use social media that much XXX t reddit u/justoneweirdhuman

How Many Diapers Could He Possibly Use? / SpongeBob Hmm
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dont take it personally | /r/memes

MFS WHEN THEY GET OFFENDED BY MY COMMENT, SO THEY BROWSE MY POSTS AND COMMENT HISTORY TO FIND SOME DIRT ON ME ! BUT ALL THEY FIND IS EVEN MORE UNHINGED S--- TO GET OFFENDED BY imgflip.com
MFS WHEN THEY GET OFFENDED BY MY COMMENT, SO THEY BROWSE MY POSTS AND COMMENT HISTORY TO FIND SOME DIRT ON ME ! BUT ALL THEY FIND IS EVEN MORE UNHINGED S--- TO GET OFFENDED BY imgflip.com

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ye pase professor | /r/okbuddyretard

Ya pasé profesor? Se Vende Bicicleta Rin 26.. $70
Ya pasé profesor? Se Vende Bicicleta Rin 26.. $70

OkBuddyRetard
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dilemma | /r/okbuddyretard

. @laissemoitempeter • 8 months ago I thing im homosexuel or at least gey 33 回 5 replies
. @laissemoitempeter • 8 months ago I thing im homosexuel or at least gey 33 回 5 replies

OkBuddyRetard
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Couple drama | /r/okbuddyretard

This is heartbreaking JD Vance took his phone to repair shop Repairer: Nothing is wrong with this phone. Vance: Then why don't President Trump ever call me?
This is heartbreaking JD Vance took his phone to repair shop Repairer: Nothing is wrong with this phone. Vance: Then why don't President Trump ever call me?

OkBuddyRetard
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Again, Kanye?!! | /r/dankmemes

AHOY Again? Seriously? ye @kanyewest - 13 Min. JEWISH PEOPLE ACTUALLY HATE WHITE PEOPLE AND USE BLACK PEOPLE 1.245 1.470 ye @kanyewest - 13 Min. ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE RACIST 1.539 11.559 @kanyewest 24 Min. ye IM A NAZI 2.957 ye 15.528 @kanyewest 25 Min. I LOVE HITLER NOW WHAT BITCHES 2.646 15.311 7.630 349.063 6.720 lil 364.057 12.973 ili 774.547 13.733 808.881
AHOY Again? Seriously? ye @kanyewest - 13 Min. JEWISH PEOPLE ACTUALLY HATE WHITE PEOPLE AND USE BLACK PEOPLE 1.245 1.470 ye @kanyewest - 13 Min. ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE RACIST 1.539 11.559 @kanyewest 24 Min. ye IM A NAZI 2.957 ye 15.528 @kanyewest 25 Min. I LOVE HITLER NOW WHAT BITCHES 2.646 15.311 7.630 349.063 6.720 lil 364.057 12.973 ili 774.547 13.733 808.881

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Emo Philips

"I caught a huge fish and I was dying to mount it...but there were people watching."
"I caught a huge fish and I was dying to mount it...but there were people watching."

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Jimmy Carr

"When I told my friends I was going to be a professional comedian, they all laughed. They're not laughing now."
"When I told my friends I was going to be a professional comedian, they all laughed. They're not laughing now."

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Louis C.K.

"The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself."
"The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself."

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Mitch Hedberg

"I don't have a girlfriend, I just have someone who would be really mad if they heard me say that."
"I don't have a girlfriend, I just have someone who would be really mad if they heard me say that."

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Steven Wright

"I think it's wrong that only one company makes Monopoly."
"I think it's wrong that only one company makes Monopoly."

stand up comedian one-liners comedy funny

Jimmy Carr

"The first guy who persuaded a blind person they needed sunglasses - he must have been a good salesman."
"The first guy who persuaded a blind person they needed sunglasses - he must have been a good salesman."

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Edward "Big Balls" Coristine Photograph


Edward "Big Balls" Coristine
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No one is leaving the battlefield alive | /r/grimdank

Guardsmen when they realise who the grey armoured astartes reinforcing their regiments really are:
Guardsmen when they realise who the grey armoured astartes reinforcing their regiments really are:

Warhammer 40,000
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Gotta love leman russ | /r/grimdank

My son (a drunkard) has been challenging everyone to duels in probably drunken rages F------ based I love him so much
My son (a drunkard) has been challenging everyone to duels in probably drunken rages F------ based I love him so much

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It’s like poetry, it rhymes | History Memes

EUROPEAN CONFLICT BINGO People are unsatisfied with the treaty ending the last war A bunch of complex alliances before the war France has beef with someone A continental power starts getting too powerful Multiple powers sign new treaties which are then ignored Some Austrian does something stupid to start the war The continental power overhauls its military tactics Britain declares war on the continental power Someone commits The continental power and pays everyone war crimes beats everyone else to fight it A failed invasion of Russia The continental power runs Poland The The Royal Navy continental power stupidly Britain overhauls its rules the waves A country has a out of money revolution Italy changes sides imgflip.com The large population chases the continental power back to its capital gets attacks a much invaded larger population Britain invents a bunch of new stuff and proceeds to dominate with it The continental power eventually surrenders Fighting in Africa that nobody remembers A treaty is signed that creates the conditions for the next war governmental system to make more money Germans make good tactical decisions and bad strategic ones Britain gets new overseas territories
EUROPEAN CONFLICT BINGO People are unsatisfied with the treaty ending the last war A bunch of complex alliances before the war France has beef with someone A continental power starts getting too powerful Multiple powers sign new treaties which are then ignored Some Austrian does something stupid to start the war The continental power overhauls its military tactics Britain declares war on the continental power Someone commits The continental power and pays everyone war crimes beats everyone else to fight it A failed invasion of Russia The continental power runs Poland The The Royal Navy continental power stupidly Britain overhauls its rules the waves A country has a out of money revolution Italy changes sides imgflip.com The large population chases the continental power back to its capital gets attacks a much invaded larger population Britain invents a bunch of new stuff and proceeds to dominate with it The continental power eventually surrenders Fighting in Africa that nobody remembers A treaty is signed that creates the conditions for the next war governmental system to make more money Germans make good tactical decisions and bad strategic ones Britain gets new overseas territories

History Memes
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Yes totally cool that a 19-year-old who called his deleted LinkedIn "Big Balls," can access the entire US federal payment system without anyone lookin...

Investigative journalist Jacqueline Sweet expresses some distrust towards Edward "bigballs" Coristine, a staffer at DOGE.
Investigative journalist Jacqueline Sweet expresses some distrust towards Edward "bigballs" Coristine, a staffer at DOGE.

Edward "Big Balls" Coristine
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C.sapiens Carlos Espinosa Bustos
C.sapiens Carlos Espinosa Bustos

Jurassic Park
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