Notes:

See also And Then They F**cked \ Yelling Bird

* SANS, ARE YOU SAYING IF I READ THIS LINE I WILL BECOME EVEN MORE POPULAR?
* HMMM . . .
* "BONED"??? DOES THAT MEAN THEY FOUGHT?
* BUT THEY LOOKED CLOSER THAN EVER!!
* LITERALLY . . .
* BUT! OF COURSE THEY FOUGHT! HOW ELSE COULD YOU EXPLAIN ALL THOSE THUMPING AND SHOUTING SOUNDS COMING FROM THEIR ROOM??

This is my static, to-the-point version of this other thing I made.

How much money would I have to pay KYM to make a font-replacing textile thing for Papyrus and Comic Sans?