Trailer Park Boys - Своими руками - ОРИГАМИ

> translation < (modified syntax for English!)
Hello, today, with our hands we will make ORIGAMI.
What we need:
Colored paper. Scissors. Well, let's go!
(folds papers, spits, etc)
Oh fuck. We're gonna make a children's party (direct word is Festival)
Now you will see how Origami is made. HA HAHA Gonna have a school party!
> Friend < So how is it?
Are my eyes are red? come see! (shoots beams) No?
[There are certain words I have a hard time understanding. But this is the gist]

I need a gif of him firing his lazor.