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So KYM, WTF do you do? (A typical day in the life of a KYM user).

Last posted Nov 01, 2011 at 11:41PM EDT. Added Oct 26, 2011 at 10:12PM EDT
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Well… what? Let’s see..Weekdays: Wake up, piss, scratch head, check forums, work, eat breakfast, shower, check forums, fap, dress, drive, work, eat lunch, check forums/interwebs, fap, drive, work, eat, fap, shower, check interwebz/forums, fap, check forums, fap, play ps3, fap, fap, check forums/interwebz, sleep.
Weekends: Wake up, scratch balls, fart, go back to sleep, wake up, check interwebz, eat, check forums, fap, play ps3, hustle, eat, drink, get dressed, go out, get bitches and money, eat, walk the dinosaur, go to sleep.

Last edited Oct 26, 2011 at 10:13PM EDT
Oct 26, 2011 at 10:12PM EDT
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School Days: Wake Up, Eat, Shower, Walk to Bus, Ride Bus, Switch to Train, Ride Train, Switch to other Bus, Ride bus untill I get to school, go to class, go to other class, eat, go to class, PE, take the Bus and Train route backward home, eat dinner, interwebz, sleep.

Non-School Days: Wake Up, Internet, Eat, Internet, Shower, Internet, Homework, Lunch, Internet, More Homework, Internet, Programing RPG, Internet, Dinner, Internet, Sleep.

Oct 26, 2011 at 10:18PM EDT
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Depends on when work schedules me. I go to school all day on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Mondays and Wednesdays I have one class and usually work after school. Friday’s I work and then hang out with my boyfriend, same thing on Saturdays. Sundays I just work. I don’t really ever do homework…

Oct 26, 2011 at 10:20PM EDT
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Weekdays: Wake up, shower, /b/, drive to school, school work, drive home, eat, 3d stuff, tf2, RPG cutscenes, sleep
Weekends: Wake up, shower, buy groceries, nostalgiathon, watch torrented movies, 3d stuff, tf2, RPG cutscenes, eat, sleep

Oct 26, 2011 at 10:22PM EDT
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Week so far:
Wake up, take shower, make coffee, and put bread in the toaster. While coffee brews, I pull out my lappy and check KYM. Go get the coffee and toast, and nom. I get dressed, then kiss the picture of Neil Patrick Harris that hangs by front door. From there, I drive to school, and go to 1st period (English), and eagerly wait for the bell to ring. [2nd+3rd periods go here, but they’re primarily naptime] During 4th period (digital media), I’ll check my email and KYM through use of a circumventor site. After my learnings are over, I go back home, and get back on my lappy… To check KYM. I’ll sometimes go to a streaming site, and watch (cough ecchi cough) anime. [forever-alone-fap] then play Vesperia.

Normal Weekends:
Sleep. Wake up and piss. Go back to sleep. Wake up on Monday hungry and start the week all over.

Oct 26, 2011 at 10:32PM EDT
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:

School Days: Wake Up, Eat, Shower, Walk to Bus, Ride Bus, Switch to Train, Ride Train, Switch to other Bus, Ride bus untill I get to school, go to class, go to other class, eat, go to class, PE, take the Bus and Train route backward home, eat dinner, interwebz, sleep.

Non-School Days: Wake Up, Internet, Eat, Internet, Shower, Internet, Homework, Lunch, Internet, More Homework, Internet, Programing RPG, Internet, Dinner, Internet, Sleep.

You eat once a day??

Oct 26, 2011 at 10:34PM EDT
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5:30 – Wake up, take shower
6 AM – Watch News, have breakfast (usually Honey Nut Cheerios, sometimes eggs)
6:30 – Bus (Loud and uncomfortable, usually fall half asleep on the window listening to iPod)
7 – get to school, dick around with friends
7:30 – School, AP English Language
9 – AP US History
10:45 – Band Class
12:30 – Lunch
1:00 – Algebra 2 Honors
2:40 – School ends
3 – Band Practice (marching around a field for hours upon hours, best and worst thing simultaneously)
8 – Practice Ends
8:40 – Get home late because the Band Director can’t fucking tell time, study, watch TV, do internets
11 – Daily Show
11:30 – Bed
That is my day.

Oct 26, 2011 at 10:43PM EDT
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Let’s see… 7:00 AM, waking up in the morning, gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs… I sit at the table and eat cereal while pointing at the T.V that’s playing My Little Pony…
After that I get in my car in my car and drive to work while I drive to work (even though I like trains). After dealing with over 9000 papers and feline bosses, I finally get to go home. On the way back I’ll pick up as many limes as I can carry.
I’ll get on Reddit, much to the chagrin of my wife (she’s just butthurt). She’s nice, she makes me sammiches. At this point I’ll often watch a movie backwards. Then I’ll do some more serious business on the internets. I’ll say a prayer to my lord and savior Inglip, and eat dinner (often pasta). I’ll have jelly or cake for desert. Once more on the series of tubes, then I’ll brushie my teeth and go to bed.
True story.
Actually, I lied. It was completely made up.

Last edited Oct 26, 2011 at 11:14PM EDT
Oct 26, 2011 at 11:12PM EDT

Geez, you guys are methodical.

I get up. Sometimes I eat, usually I don’t if I have class in the morning (2 days a week). I’ll get online to check Facebook, some pony sites, and the forums and/or go to class (if I have class, I visit those sites in that order based upon time.) Class or surfing the web. Sometimes I’ll go for a run if I feel like it. I’ll do some research work if I don’t have my hours in for the week. If it’s the weekend, I watch football. If some other sports event is on, I’ll watch that. Throughout the day at home, I might flip on the PS2 (because I don’t have money for a PS3, and I don’t want an 360) or the Wii and play a game. I usually choose to play something on my DS though. Eventually, I’ll get tired and go to sleep. I go to church on Sunday mornings. I watch anime occasionally or look through old video game music on YouTube.

I try to keep my schedule unscheduled. It’s less stressful for me in the midst of classwork.

Oct 26, 2011 at 11:14PM EDT
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Let’s see, on school days:
5:30 AM: waking up in the morning. Gotta be fresh, gotta go down the hall, fix me a cup of Diet Coke, catch my bus, I see my friends (on the bus). Then I gotta make my mind up, “Which seat can I take?”

6:30: Arrive at school. School, more school, and more school.

2:25 PM: School ends, get back on bus, “Which seat can I take?”

3:00: Arrive home, eat something, do an internet, play games, RPG work, etc.

10:00: supposed to go to sleep, but don’t unless I’m really tired

Midnight to 1:00 AM: sleep

Non school days:
7:00 AM: sings Seven AM and I go back to sleep. stops singing

Oct 27, 2011 at 12:24AM EDT
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Every day is different for me, except I do the same shit. It just happens to be in a different order every day. Also, my friends usually ask me to hang out with them as a spur of the moment kind of thing, so it throws a wrench into my schedule (assuming I have both a schedule and a wrench).
So I’m sorry I can’t tell you when I’m available for you to stalk me.

Oct 27, 2011 at 12:47AM EDT
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Monday to Tuesday: school
Friday: school and work
Saturday: I’m so cool I have slept right through the last 7 Saturday’s.
Sunday: work, cram homework that I never did.

Oct 27, 2011 at 01:46AM EDT

Alex wrote:

You eat once a day??

I eat once a day, sometimes not at all. Food is evil and makes people fat.

Weekdays: Sleep for 12-16 hours, wake up, drink soda, nap, shower while blasting dubstep, watch TV, check Twitter, YouTube, Google+, and KYM, nap, eat dinner (optional), watch TV, sleep.
Weekends: Sleep, shower, party hard (not really), do stuff, go run errands, go out to eat, go to the theatre to watch the latest chick flick, drink a lot of soda, check KYM, shower again because I like to shower, sleep some more.

All of this is done whilst being serenaded by a symphony of synthetic sound.

Oct 27, 2011 at 02:06AM EDT
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Weekdays: Get up,shower,eat,take a bus to school,school,take a bus back home,eat,sometimes homework,turn on my laptop,open KYM,Failbook and Youtube,listen to some music,eat,play PSP ‘til it’s 2am,sleep.

Weekends:Get up,eat,turn on my laptop,open KYM,Failbook and Youtube,listen to some music,eat,play PSP ‘til it’s 2am,sleep.

Oct 27, 2011 at 05:05AM EDT
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Well, this morning I drank a gallon of rubbing alcohol and got a bowl of hand grenades and firecrackers for breakfast before I went outside, built a chainsaw hanglider with barbwire and used it to cut a Siberian Tiger out in space which I barbecued on the Sun, and after I ate its tiger ribs I scalped it, then I fought a Fire Demon from the 20th dimension and saved a monster truck full of girls and then got massaged by a thousand Brazillian supermodels on a bean bag made out of kitten fur! Then school, home, food, forums, food, PS3, Xbox, then bed.

Oct 27, 2011 at 07:05AM EDT
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Wake up, read, internet, listen to Green Day/Bowling For Soup/Sum 41/Bad Religion/Rise Against/Homestuck Soundtrack/Voltaire/The Outer Vibe/Blink 182/etc., Watch Psych or some other TV show, read some more, write, go for a walk, eat, etc.

Oct 27, 2011 at 07:10AM EDT
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I’ll walk you through a typical day in my life.
Well the first thing I do is…
Talk to to corporate (like a boss) Approve memos (like a boss) Lead a workshop (like a boss) Remember birthdays (like a boss) Direct workflow (like a boss) My own bathroom (like a boss) Micromanage (like a boss) Promote Synergy (like a boss) Hit on Debra (like a boss) Get rejected (like a boss) Swallow sadness (like a boss) Send some faxes (like a boss) Call a sex line (like a boss) Cry deeply (like a boss) Demand a refund (like a boss) Eat a bagel (like a boss) Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss) No promotion (like a boss) Fifth of vodka (like a boss) Shit on Debra’s desk (like a boss) Buy a gun (like a boss) In my mouth (like a boss) Oh fuck man I can’t fucking do it… shit! Pussy out (like a boss) [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/like-a-boss-lyrics-the-lonely-island.html ] Puke on Debra’s desk (like a boss) Jump out the window (like a boss) Suck a dude’s dick (like a boss) Score some coke (like a boss) Crash my car (like a boss) Suck my own dick (like a boss) Eat some chicken strips (like a boss) Chop my balls off (like a boss) Black out in the sewer (like a boss) Meet a giant fish (like a boss) Fuck its brains out (like a boss) Turn into a jet (like a boss) Bomb the Russians (like a boss) Crash into the sun (like a boss) Now I’m dead (like a boss)

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Oct 27, 2011 at 08:00AM EDT
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Well the first thing I do is…
Talk to Carlos – he’s my boss
Brew some coffe – like a boss
Go to drive thru – like a boss
Remember beverages – like a boss
Deal with rushes – like a boss
Use the bathroom – like a boss
Get micromanaged – like a boss
Attempt synergy – like a boss
Ask for hours – like a boss
Get rejected – like a boss
Swallow sadness – like a boss
Make some lattes – like a boss
Call my mommy- like a boss
Cry deeply – like a boss
Demand respect – like a boss
Eat a pastry – like a boss
Get harrassed – like a boss
No pay raise – like a boss
Quad espresso – like a boss
Eat some markouts – liek a boss
Buy a wrap – like a boss
In my mouth
“Oh fuck man, I’m out of cash.”
Mark it out – like a boss
Puke in the sink – like a boss
Jump out the drive thru window – like a boss
Suck a dude’s dick – like a boss
Score some tips – like a boss
Crash my car – like a boss
Lose my savings – like a boss
Eat some cup noodles – like a boss
Walk the dogs – like a boss
Black out on the couch- like a boss
Have a wet dream – like a boss
Fap vigorously – like a boss
Turn into a furry – like a boss
Draw some fur porn – like a boss
Get lynched by /btards – like a boss
Yiff in hell

Yeah..that pretty much sums it up.

Oct 27, 2011 at 11:59AM EDT
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Wake up. Eat, Drink. Crap, Internet, Read, Internet, Go outside, Internet, Work a little, Internet,
Watch Netfilx on 3DS till is 3:00 am, Sleep.
What i do on internet is.
Play Games, WoW, TF2, Minecraft.
Watch Youtube, To see videos
Post on KYM. on Threads like this and the
Beat The picture Above you Thread

Last edited Oct 27, 2011 at 01:20PM EDT
Oct 27, 2011 at 01:20PM EDT
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Set your priorities right KYM, counting tf2 hats is some important shit to do.

Oct 27, 2011 at 01:22PM EDT

I’m too lazy to list the very little things I do.

Oct 27, 2011 at 02:25PM EDT
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5:30am
Bathe, eat, poop, and watch youtube videos.
7:00 am
Go to school
lst class
2nd class
3rd class
4th class
Go home
2:30 pm
KYM, Eat, Fap, Video games, Tumblr, Facebook, Poop, Bathe again, Brush teeth, watch youtube vids.
10:00 pm
Sleep

Oct 27, 2011 at 03:57PM EDT
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Weekday:
Get up, pee, brush teeth, get dressed, eat breakfast, school, arrive home, snack, TV/computer/vidya, dinner, homework, moar TV/computer/vidya, shower, fap, bed.

Oct 27, 2011 at 05:14PM EDT
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Week Days
Wake up, piss (some times i shit AND piss), shower, school, leave school, eat, workout, eat again, practice guitar, troll KYM, and XBL

Week End
Wake up, piss and shit (ALWAYS), fuck bitches, eat, workout, fuck more bitches, troll KYM, XBL, eat, fuck more bitches, and then pass out from fucking ALL the bitches

Oct 27, 2011 at 06:37PM EDT

rapturjesus wrote:

Week Days
Wake up, piss (some times i shit AND piss), shower, school, leave school, eat, workout, eat again, practice guitar, troll KYM, and XBL

Week End
Wake up, piss and shit (ALWAYS), fuck bitches, eat, workout, fuck more bitches, troll KYM, XBL, eat, fuck more bitches, and then pass out from fucking ALL the bitches

I think you mean…

Weekdays: Fail at trolling
Weekends: " "

Oct 27, 2011 at 06:41PM EDT
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Monday: Go to school, come home and go to scouts
Tuesday: Go to school
Wednesday: Go to school
Thursday: Go to school and then go to Media club where we make skits. Love it
Friday: Go to school then play vidya
Saturday: Vidya
Sunday: Vidya

Rinse and repeat.

Yes, I would list more but ever since my ex broke up with me I don’t get out much.

Oct 27, 2011 at 07:05PM EDT
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Simple stuff.

Weekdays: Get up, breakfast, go to school, return home for lunch, return to school, come home, games, Internet, bed.

Weekends: Get up, breakfast, games/Internet/anything else I think of to do, bed.

That’s more or less the rough schedule.

Oct 27, 2011 at 07:46PM EDT
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Ashbot wrote:

5:30am
Bathe, eat, poop, and watch youtube videos.
7:00 am
Go to school
lst class
2nd class
3rd class
4th class
Go home
2:30 pm
KYM, Eat, Fap, Video games, Tumblr, Facebook, Poop, Bathe again, Brush teeth, watch youtube vids.
10:00 pm
Sleep

It looks we are actually the 2 only people that poops.

Oct 27, 2011 at 07:53PM EDT
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First at 6:00 am when I wake up I get ready for school which takes 20-30 minutes then go on knowyourmeme and look at stuff maybe post on KYM and comment on some pictures. at 7:00 am I go to school. (Several useless hours later.) I get home at 2:55 pm. go straight upstairs then go on KYM while I do my homework. Then just KYM and play a game at the same time but I am mostly distracted by KYM. When it’s 4:30-5:00 pm (My mom makes me eat dinner because I keep forgetting) I take the dinner upstairs with me like all food I eat (I play and post while eating I tend to multitask to promote more sufficiency). (I’ve been having this habit for the most of my life when it comes to video games.) After that more KYM. Then when it’s 9:00 pm I take a shower. Then do more KYM (While in the shower.) When it’s 10:00 pm (my bed time). I even do more KYM when I’m asleep. (I dream about posting and look at memes on KYM. It’s a habit.)
My weekends is the same thing but take school out of the equation.

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Oct 27, 2011 at 09:49PM EDT
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These days? Since I can’t seem to find a job, wake up, eat, interwebs, WoW, eat, bed.

Oct 28, 2011 at 02:15AM EDT
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Weekdays:
6:00am Alarm rings, but I continue sleeping for a good hour or two.
I only wake up at 6 on every other day to take showers, otherwise I’ll be smacking that Snooze button for a while

7:45 Tumble out of bed
Get shit ready for work, get dressed, make-up

8:15 leave house to catch bus around 8:20

8:30 Arrive to subway station
2 subway rides later, I clock in at work at 9:30.

10:00 to 2:00 Work… Sneak onto KYM, Reddit, non-work related sites to keep me sane a bit. (The sneaking varies, depending if my boss is in the office.)

2:00 to 3:00 Around this time I decide whether or not I should eat yet. Because around this time everybody freaking eats together like it’s the Magic of the Family Meal. Sometimes I just skip lunch and continue working.

6:00pm Clock-out and commute back home.
Sometimes I chill/eat with my sister after work, depending on how our days went or when I leave from work on time.

Rest of the night, relax in bed with laptop or on couch with video games until sleepy.
Repeat.

Weekends: Sleep until 2pm-4pm. Yes, I’m serious.
Browse internet, more video games. Eat. Sleep.

Oct 28, 2011 at 03:16AM EDT
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School days: Wake up at 6:40 AM, sleep on the couch for a half hour, put clothes on, do makeup + hair, tie my shoes, go to school, do school things, get picked up, go home, eat, play a videogame (usually either L4D, L4D2, or TF2, depends on my mood), do my homework, shower, listen to sleepy songs on my iPod before going to bed. Then I just rinse and repeat.

Weekends: Wake up around 8:30 or 9 in the morning, play video games, draw, check my accounts on my websites; Facebook/KYM/Tumblr/etc., play some more video games, draw some more, go on the computer some more…yeah. Usually really uneventful unless I’m hanging out with somebody or going somewhere.

Oct 30, 2011 at 04:01PM EDT
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Wake up in the morning
Watch the morning news
Go to work
Look at memes
Write about memes
Look at memes
Write about memes
Look at memes
Write about memes
Look at memes
Write about memes
Look at memes
Write about memes
Fall asleep

/repeat/

Oct 31, 2011 at 09:57PM EDT
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On a week day: Wake up at about seven, shower, internet until about 9:30. Leave for school. Go to lectures and study until about six or seven. Come home, eat, write for a bit, internet again from about 8:30 or nine until I go to bed between ten an eleven.
On a weekend: Wake up between seven and eight, shower, read, study, internet, write and study until about seven, read, internet, go to bed at around eleven.

Oct 31, 2011 at 10:03PM EDT
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WEEKDAY-

Wake up at 7:00 a.m

Stumble out of bed, brush teeth, mouthwash, etc.

Sleep on couch till carpool arrives and beeps

Drive to school

SCHOOL
SCHOOL
SCHOOL
Lunch
SCHOOL
SCHOOL
SCHOOL

Escape!

Drive home

Check email, check YouTube, check KYM! Check Cracked.com

Homework

Dinner

Homework

VIDEO GAMES

VIDEO GAMES

VIDEO GAMES

Brush teeth, mouthwash, shower, etc.

Go on all previously mentioned sites

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

Sleep

WEEKEND-

SLEEP

EAT

CHILL

EAT

SLEEP

EAT

WORK

CHILL

SLEEP

Oct 31, 2011 at 11:06PM EDT
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I’m in a family business, so I basically wake up, eat sleep, clean, and etc, and run a shop 10am-9pm.

When business is dead I browse the internet.

Oh, and then I make tea like every 10 minutes.

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Oct 31, 2011 at 11:19PM EDT

School days: Speak only when necessary, and be a geek.
Weekends: Speak when only necessary, and be a geek.
Intelligence brings depression.

Oct 31, 2011 at 11:33PM EDT
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Well i wake up in the morning feeling like Okay.jpg
Get my glasses off of the table and say close enough.
Before i leave i brush my teeth and feel like EFG,
Cause when i leave my bed for KYM i feel like i aint coming back

I’m talking ponies on my forums forums.
Trying to understand new advice animals -mals
Trolls blowing up the pics pics

Dropped out and see my favorite me-me
Pullin up to the forums
trying to understand thiiiiiiis.

Dont stop, KYM, J.D. gonna blow my memes up tonight ima fight hopelessly against bronies
KYM, on the clock, updating the front page,

O woah woah woah, o woah woah woah

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Nov 01, 2011 at 01:12AM EDT
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weekdays: get up at 8 am and rush to class, between class breaks, eat, then do as much homework as possible and while procrastinating on youtube and KYM, sleep at around 2 to 4 am, depending on homework load.

weekends: make up for lost sleep from weekday, do more reading, spend time with family, eat food I actually like, more homework.

blagh…

Nov 01, 2011 at 01:17AM EDT
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