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Everyone single person has a hidden hipster in them, and in this game you are to release your inner hipster. And how do you prove yourself? By disapproving the mainstream poster above you.
For example:
Person 1 wrote:

I like Mozilla Firefox.

Person 2 wrote:

Firefox is so mainstream, I prefer Opera.

Person 3 wrote:

The Internet is so mainstream, I use telegrams(yes they still exist)

Person 4 wrote:

Telegrams are so mainstream, I prefer using pigeons as communication. You've probably never used them before.

Person 5 wrote:

Birds are so mainstream…..

….and you get the idea.
I'll start.

I like Harry Potter.

Pfft. I have Harry Potter on vinyl.

Vinyl? Really?
I only hear musicians that I've previously kidnapped.

Kidnapping? That's so last week.

I just hold them hostage until they play me what I want.

Actually listening to music?Thats…retro.
I listen to radiators and my oven.

Listening to noise? Pft.
I perfer going deaf (by self surgery) and wondering what I could be hearing right now. (also when you are deaf, you can ear rape people without self harm)

Wondering how things would sound? How lame.

You've probably never heard of the things I listen to.

Listening? PFFFF, did that way~~~~ back.

Now I watch paint dry as I ponder the hypothetical theories for existence I have created and the logic of self awareness in what may be a simple random universe based on no meaning.

Watching paint? I eat paint and it produces a high so far out that you wouldn't understand. It releases my inner Chi.

Eating paint?That is sooo last year.
I sniff paint.Its goooooooooooooood.

Sniffing? So last week.
I simply enjoy and taste colors by mere sight. So Avant Garde(You've probably never even used words like these).

Colors? Colors are so mainstream.
I see everything in black and white.

Using words to convey your ideas? That's so mainstream.

I prefer expressing greatly detailed ideas through facial expressions. Seriously, I'm writing this by wiggling my nose right now.

Showing feelings? Please. I only convey feelings telepathically.

EDIT: Therefore, my profile picture.

Telepathy? That's so 1,000 years from now.

I prefer The Force.

Spellng gewd iz soo maynstreem. gRammr is not so hipp.

Говоря по-английски? Слишком мейнстрима. Я предпочитаю русскую

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Brailley? Pfft. Engrish iz the tlue 'ipster languagee.

English? I was speaking that before it was cool…

Eesti keel on tee minna.

Ugh, being hipster is SO mainstream.

You know that's why we are keeping ourselves hipster, in order to be mainstream, in order to be hipster.
Quoting posts. Hah. No one done that before.

Mindrape? SO yesterday.
I prefer to rape your sinus.

Sinus rape is 12 minutes ago.
I prefer to rape your soul.

Raping souls? Ha!
I rape mythological gods, and religous deities, and have them force rape the mortals they watch over.

That is soo 5 minutes ago.
I rape universe.

Pffffff, Universe? Really?
I was raping the multiverse. This sort of happened that one time I crossed dimensions?
Anyone remember that thread btw?

I raped the multiverse way before you…
I prefer mind-raping time so it can't make a single choice, thats why we have alternative realities.
But you probably havent done it before.

Sentences. Mainstream.
Word. Hipster.

You think you are so hip
punctuation is so uncool

LOWERCASE IS SO MAINSTREAM BECAUSE MOST SENTENCES ONLY HAVE ONE CAPITAL LETTER AND TONS OF LOWERCASE ONES

I use Italics
You probably never heard of it

Pfft, you guys still use text? That's so overdone. I use buttons instead.

01010100 01110010 01110101 01100101 00100000 01101000 01101001 01110000 01110011 01110100 01100101 01110010 01110011 00100000 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110

You STILL use the binary code? LAAAME.
EDIT: It's just a game, don't take it too seriously Skimaskkass!

Mr. J thinks hes so hip for pointing out that someone uses Binary code
When everything on a computer is!

None of us are hip enough NOT to use Binary, and I'm so hip for pointing that out.
(so hip I got ninja'd)

I'm using failed sarcasm. You probably never heard of it.
(OUTERNONHIPSTEREDIT: Who doesn't know that everything on computing is using binary codes? I was just teasing him. And what else can I say?)
(NONHIPSTER is now killed temporarily)

Teasing me, in such an uncool way?

Echte Hipsters përdorim useita языках cho τους 戏弄.

Verbal nonsense… Guys, we're not in Elementary school, we're grown ups.
"I do not know … Four minutes before the end." -Bad Translator.

Replying to the poster above you? I did that way back in the last century.

I was a Forum Moderator before there were forums.

Hipsters don't reply at all.
But I'm a hipster for pointing that out.
(got ninja'd again, So hip I don't use F5)

Posting in this thread is so mainstream, so that's why I'm not commenting on this thread.

EDIT: As if…

I ninja'd users waaaay before you.

I remember when people dressed up to go on an airplane.

Please. Airplanes are so twentieth century. I travel with portals.

Portals are mainstream, I ride rocks.

Rocks are so mainstream.I ride pigs.

Minecraft pic? Pff, I remember back in alpha before it was mainstream and all you sheep jumped in just to look cool.