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Eh saves teh rhinos and doesn’t afraid of anything.

>mfw

Many of our greatest leaders were rhinoceroses! Even our own Bill Clinton was secretly a rhinoceros:

He had to keep it secret because, as we all know, there was much anti-rhino sentiment in the 90’s.

It’s funny because Bill Clinton is often depicted as horny.

That wasn’t the joke I was making. YOU DON’T KNOW ME.

Well then fight me. Rock paper scissors right now, let go.

YOU’RE ON

Ready?

ONE, TWO, THREE

PAPER!

OH YEAH?!
WELL THEN I CHOOSE ROCK!
Wait shit no that’s an awful idea why did I do that.
Dammit Fedora-head.

I HAVE PROVEN MY HONOR TO YOU, WSXDAS

NO LONGER SHALL YOU CALL ME A FEDORA-HEAD

I HAVE DISGRACED MY FAMILY.
ONLY DEATH RESTORES HONOUR.
LE COMMITS SUDUKO

^Wat.

SHUSH QUANTUM YOU’RE A BRITISH PARTICLE YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE VOCAL CORDS

IF I DON’T HAVE VOCAL CHORDS…

…THEN HOW AM I SHOUTING INSIDE YOUR HEAD?

QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT BETWEEN YOUR PARTICLE AND THE QUARKS WITHIN THE ELECTRONS WITHIN MY NEURONS

I am laughing so hard right now.

YOU’RE LATE FRIDGE GAWDANGIT ROCK PAPER SCISSORS LET’S GO RIGHT NOW.

YES, HE IS LATE FRIDGE.

All this talk of particle physics is giving me a hadron.