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The Object To Your Left

Last posted Jul 21, 2012 at 06:58AM EDT. Added Jun 20, 2012 at 02:37PM EDT
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My object is a paperweight.

What will be your weapon?

Jun 20, 2012 at 02:37PM EDT
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I think this is the 3rd thread about zombie apocalypses with this “item to your left or right is now your weapon.” But anyway, i am going to be using a mario action figure.

I am soooooo fucked.

Jun 20, 2012 at 02:46PM EDT

angstyHoodie OPERATOR wrote:

Live next to the nuclear plant they say, you’ll get great deals on warheads they say.

What i wanna know is how you’re going to set it off without getting yourself killed.

Jun 20, 2012 at 02:54PM EDT

GIANTDAD wrote:

What i wanna know is how you’re going to set it off without getting yourself killed.

Vaults.

Lots and lots of Vaults.

Jun 20, 2012 at 02:57PM EDT
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I’m at the library at the moment soo~
old man looking at porn is my weapon…
Hope he’s a war vet at least.

Jun 20, 2012 at 03:08PM EDT
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A guitar.
I shall montage-train by playing Eye of the Tiger, becoming badass enough to kill them.

Jun 20, 2012 at 03:18PM EDT

That would be my laser.

I like my odds. Plus it even has a trigger like a gun.

Last edited Jun 20, 2012 at 03:34PM EDT
Jun 20, 2012 at 03:34PM EDT
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Corn…..
Fuck

Jun 20, 2012 at 03:48PM EDT

Explosive Lasers AKA Solaire AKA Sexiest wrote:

……..

Not sure if I should be happy or sad…

Better love and tolerate those zombies.

Jun 20, 2012 at 04:17PM EDT
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The Frosty Lich wrote:

Better love and tolerate those zombies.

THROW THE (pon)NIEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS!

Jun 20, 2012 at 04:26PM EDT
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A plastic bowl. I can fill it with acid and fling it at the zombies, dissolving them. I should probably put the bowl back in its proper home at some point.

Jun 20, 2012 at 08:52PM EDT
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Back I have…
A Guy Fawkes mask…
Well time to be so fail its win.

Jun 20, 2012 at 09:26PM EDT
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Looks like I’mma be slicin’ shit up wit a pencil.

Come at me, niggas.

Jun 20, 2012 at 11:41PM EDT
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Does a women count as an object? Because there is one to my left.

Jun 20, 2012 at 11:44PM EDT
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The undead will learn to fear the might that is Jackal and his noble weapon, the Khaki Pants of Justice! LEZ DO DIS

Jun 21, 2012 at 05:26AM EDT
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Oh shit, oh shit.

Im doomed.

I got that bubbles thing I bought a few weeks ago when I went to toy store to buy something for my 5-year old niece. I couldn’t resist and bought them bubbles thing.

Jun 21, 2012 at 02:31PM EDT

mine is…. a battery. Maybe I can light it on fire near the zombies? It would blow up.

Jul 20, 2012 at 10:25AM EDT
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The Frosty Lich wrote:

A potted plant.

Whelp, at least I can die knowing a plant well always freshen up a room.

What are you talking about? Plants are very effective against zombies!

Jul 20, 2012 at 10:48AM EDT
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A computer tower…
rips computer tower off cord

  • takes the tower *

WHAPAM!
Technology is awesome.

Jul 20, 2012 at 12:06PM EDT
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to make this thread hilarious

reread OP’s post as “the object to your left is going up your anus”

Jul 20, 2012 at 03:58PM EDT
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^yep Link is left handed
Something that recently came in the mail….
The HAT

Jul 20, 2012 at 04:00PM EDT
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Kim Jong Is Swaggin wrote:

to make this thread hilarious

reread OP’s post as “the object to your left is going up your anus”

So yes, just like I posted earlier….

xD

Jul 20, 2012 at 06:04PM EDT
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