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My object is a paperweight.

What will be your weapon?

Lamp.

Meh.

I think this is the 3rd thread about zombie apocalypses with this "item to your left or right is now your weapon." But anyway, i am going to be using a mario action figure.

I am soooooo fucked.

What if I am outside?
Air doesn't count obviously…
Uhh…
Keep going….
A tree…?

Live next to the nuclear plant they say, you'll get great deals on warheads they say.

A potted plant.

Whelp, at least I can die knowing a plant well always freshen up a room.

What i wanna know is how you're going to set it off without getting yourself killed.

Vaults.

Lots and lots of Vaults.

Vaulting?

I'm at the library at the moment soo~
old man looking at porn is my weapon…
Hope he's a war vet at least.

a keyboard.

huh.

I'm okay with this.

A guitar.
I shall montage-train by playing Eye of the Tiger, becoming badass enough to kill them.

Relative to what?

But seriously, my Wardrobe??

That would be my laser.

I like my odds. Plus it even has a trigger like a gun.

Corn…..
Fuck

A long sleeved shirt. Gonna do a lot of strangling.

what does Bush have?

……..

Not sure if I should be happy or sad…

At least you have magic on your side.

Better love and tolerate those zombies.

Just a lamp.

But screw weapons, I have sorcery.

THROW THE (pon)NIEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS!

To my immediate left…. a wrinkled piece of pink paper. I'll still be able to kill a zombie with it, somehow

A plastic bowl. I can fill it with acid and fling it at the zombies, dissolving them. I should probably put the bowl back in its proper home at some point.

I guess I could control the zombies…

Back I have…
A Guy Fawkes mask…
Well time to be so fail its win.

My cat.

Pic related. That's him.

Looks like I'mma be slicin' shit up wit a pencil.

Come at me, niggas.

Does a women count as an object? Because there is one to my left.

shit

Stay classy, zombies.

The undead will learn to fear the might that is Jackal and his noble weapon, the Khaki Pants of Justice! LEZ DO DIS…

A heavy wooden chair. Meh. Could have been worse.

Oh shit, oh shit.

Im doomed.

I got that bubbles thing I bought a few weeks ago when I went to toy store to buy something for my 5-year old niece. I couldn't resist and bought them bubbles thing.

lol other PC. guess i have to entertain some zombies…

mine is…. a battery. Maybe I can light it on fire near the zombies? It would blow up.

What are you talking about? Plants are very effective against zombies!

A computer tower…
rips computer tower off cord

• takes the tower *

WHAPAM!
Technology is awesome.

"Sees a spikey ball"

Hmmm….

Window…
ಠ_ಠ

And no, I never move it from that spot!

to make this thread hilarious

reread OP's post as "the object to your left is going up your anus"

^yep Link is left handed
Something that recently came in the mail….
The HAT

Maybe zombies like pancakes….?

HA! Them zombies better run.

An upright piano?!?!

So yes, just like I posted earlier….

xD