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Okay so, this is kind of hard to explain…

Someone will start a scenario with "Unfortunately". Something that is negative, you know like bad news about life, or something. And then you will counter it with "Fortunately". Something that is positive and makes the negative seem better. But it has to relate to the post above you.

EX. (I'm terrible at examples…)
UNFORTUNATELY your dog died from aids
FORTUNATELY you have 5 more dogs
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UNFORTUNATELY having more than 1 dog is now outlawed
FORTUNATELY you can have as many cats as you want!

Think of it as like one word story time or whatever. Just keep the fortunes going!

Original thread here~

Unfortunately all those cats kept breeding, until you are forced to leave your own home.
Fortunately you find a box.

UNFORTUNATELY, that box is empty
FORTUNATELY, there is another box next to it!

Unfortunately, the box contains over 500 spiders.
Fortunately, one bites you and you gain super spider powers.

UNFORTUNATELY, you get beat up all the time for being a super hero
FORTUNATELY, you get the the ladies~

Unfortunately they're quite the "older" ladies
Fortunately They all have fine grand daughters

Unfortunately they're all trannies
Fortunately they've got a shit ton of cash

Unfortunately for you guys I like trannies
Fortunately that I will be the one to have their attention when you have the money.

UNFORTUNATELY, we're in Alaska where the trannies are scarce
FORTUNATELY, they're serving ribs tonight

UNFORTUNATELY they're your ribs
FORTUNATELY your insurance covers the new mecha ribs, complete with cupholders.

UNFORTUNATELY mecha ribs don't exist with cupholders
FORTUNATELY they do exist with free wi-fi.

UNFORTUNATELY, the connection is slow and sucky.

FORTUNATELY, Youtube isn't blocked.

UNFORTUNATELY, youtube is flooded with marblecake
FORTUNATELY, you're in fap mode

UNFORTUNATELY fap mode didn't last long
FORTUNATELY I found something constructive to do with my time.

UNFORTUNATELY I ruin it because I AM SUPREME!
FORTUNATELY you are instated as one of my Polgyonal All-stars.

UNFORTUNATELY you have no idea what a Polgyonal All-Star is.
FORTUNATELY you found a shiny nickel on the sidewalk you're standing on

UNFORTUNATELY its so shiny that it blinds a nearby driver, causing him to crash into you
FORTUNATELY your mecha ribs took most of the damage

UNFORTUNATELY you need new mecha ribs
FORTUNATELY mecha ribs now come with cup holders.

UNFORTUNATELY the cup holders are too small for your regular mug
FORTUNATELY smaller mugs are on sale at wal-mart for half price!

UNFORTUNATELY you have no money to pay for the medical costs
FORTUNATELY you just bought a Powerball ticket.

UNFORTUNATELY you don't have a bank account
FORTUNATELY your friend is a bank employee.

Unfortunately the bank went out of business.
Fortunately, you have a time machine.

Unfortunately, the time machine malfunctioned sending you to another dimension.
Fortunately, I'm no longer typing unfortunately and fortunately in all caps.

UNFORTUNATELY I fractured my wrist yesterday
FORTUNATELY I am here for that purpose you are talking about

Unfortunately, you forgot the purpose.
Fortunately, your in the 4th dimension.

Unfortunately, the 4th dimensional beings pick on you
Fortunately, you won't survive long

UNFORTUNATELY the 4th dimension is the twilight zone
FORTUNATELY the 4th dimension is the twilight zone

UNFORTUNATELY, the 4th dimension doesn't actually exist
FORTUNATELY, I do exist

Unfortunately, you're right about the 4th dimension not existing.
Fortunately, there's a 5th dimension which is actually the 4th dimension.

Unfortunately, this whole time you've been living in a 6th dimension.
Fortunately, this dimension has cookies.

Unfortunately the 7th dimension raided this dimension's reserve cookie supply.
Fortunately we have Twinkies.

Unfortunately, Twinkies are dying (Netcraft confirms it).

Fortunately, we have doughnuts. Mmm, doughnuts…

Unfortunately there is a Twinkies epidemic.
Fortunately… Umm… THERE IS NOTHING GOOD! AAHH!

UNFORTUNATELY, you've just recently found out you have a brain tumor and it makes you think there's nothing good in the world
FORTUNATELY, I do not have that brain tumor and I'm getting pizza tonight~

Unfortunately the pizza took longer than 30 minutes to get here
Fortunately the pizza is free……..because you knocked out the pizza boy and stole his uniform and moped

UNFORTUNATELY, the uniform doesn't quite fit you and the moped can only go up to 15 mph
FORTUNATELY, you're on your way to the mall

UNFORTUNATELY, you live in the middle of nowhere, and the nearest mall is hundreds of miles away. You run out of gas before you get there.
FORTUNATELY, you find yourself within walking distance of a seedy gas station.

UNFORTUNATELY, the gas station doesn't have a change of clothes for you to buy
FORTUNATELY, the cashier is willing to have sex with you

UNFORTUNATELY, a car runs over the cashier.
FORTUNATELY, you didn't care anyways.

Unfortunately, the cashier has an STD.
Fortunately, you don't want to have sex with a gas station cashier.

Unfortunately, rape
Fortunately, you enjoy rape

Unfortunately, it's not rape if you enjoy it

Fortunately, he puts a condom on

UNFORTUNATELY, the condom breaks
FORTUNATELY, abortion

UNFORTUNATELY the removed fetus is possessed by demon and wants to kill you
FORTUNATELY you have holy brass knuckles to falcon punch the baby

UNFORTUNATELY, you left the brass knuckles at home today
FORTUNATELY, you have a shovel right next to you

Unfortunately, your a wimp and the shovel is too heavy for you to use as a weapon.
Fortunately, you found a loaded gun just lying on the ground.

Unfortunately, as you pick it up and fire, it explodes in your hand, burning you.
Fortunately, you have a bucket of cold water to apply to that burn.

Unfortunately, the explosion tipped-over the bucket, spilling all of the cold water on the ground.
Fortunately, there is an ice container just outside the door.

Unfortunately, there is no ice in the ice container.
Fortunately, it is also useful for containing a vengeful demon-possessed undead aborted fetus.

Unfortunately, the vengeful, possessed fetus could just escape.
Fortunately, we can just suffocate it with the a magical winter scarf.