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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
The narwhal bacons at midnight. Discuss
Stranger 1: I love you.
Stranger 1: So
Stranger 1: Fucking
Stranger 1: Much!
Stranger 2: No you dont
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Question to discuss:
Is God Real?
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 1: he's fake
Stranger 1: i'm jesus.
Stranger 2: your fake
Stranger 1: YOU'RE A ASSHOLE.
Stranger 1: (;
Stranger 1: I am your father.
Stranger 2: your moms got a lose one
Stranger 2: i raped your father
Stranger 1: oh wow
Stranger 2: yup
Stranger 1: ME TOO
Stranger 1: (;
Stranger 1: yum.
Stranger 1: fun times.
Stranger 2: nice!!
Stranger 1: ikr?
Stranger 2: very
Stranger 1: you're moms very old.
Stranger 1: :X
Stranger 2: im coming for u next fatboy
Stranger 1: Girl*
Stranger 1: (;
Stranger 2: she only 30?
Stranger 2: fat girl
Stranger 1: Shes a whore
Stranger 1: ;)
Stranger 2: yes she is
Stranger 1: aw she got raped.
Stranger 1: wow.
Stranger 1: thatswhy u turned out so messed up
Stranger 1: (;
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Spy mode: the most effective way to turn two strangers against each other.

Question to discuss:
You, do you like Stranger?

Stranger 2: Hot sex?

Stranger 1: sure why not

Stranger 2: U start

Stranger 2: Cyber me UP!

Stranger 1: k

Stranger 2: Wait

Stranger 2: Guy or girl

Stranger 1: but are u a girl or guy

Stranger 1: im girl

Stranger 2: Guy :D

Stranger 1: u?

Stranger 1: then no…

Stranger 1: jk

Stranger 2: :O

Stranger 2: U had me

Stranger 2: silly goose

Stranger 2: Anyways

Stranger 2: U start

Stranger 2: Ladies first

Stranger 1: oh ya back to the sex

Stranger 1: im so horny right now

Stranger 2: Oo come here

Stranger 1: i want ur cock

Stranger 2: Well you can't have it just yet

Stranger 2: you gotta work for it

Stranger 1: i wanna shove it between DDs

Stranger 2: *starts kissing neck

Stranger 1: then lick it

Stranger 2: "Starts making out"

Stranger 1: *gets pissed off, reaches in pants pullls out dick and bites it off

Stranger 1: yum

Stranger 1: like kobayashi

Stranger 1: i play rough

Stranger 2: Pulls shirt down only to find out her boobs are nuclear bombs

Stranger 1: ohhh noo

Stranger 2: Timer goes off

Stranger 1: sheeet

Stranger 2: We all die

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Stranger 1: hahaha

Stranger 1: thats so great

Stranger 1: i love rage guy

Stranger 2: :D

Stranger 1: i mean

Stranger 1: poker face

Stranger 2 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
It's FRIDAY FRIDAY

Stranger 1: lol no

Stranger 1: its monday

Stranger 2: Gotta get down on friday..

Stranger 1: or sth

Stranger 1: .

Stranger 2: < 33

Stranger 2: My little pony…my little pony…

Stranger 1: :3

Stranger 2: ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh

Stranger 2: I used to wonder what friendship could be…

Stranger 1: dude you watch way too much stuff that isnt very..uuh..

Stranger 1: unicorns > ponies

Stranger 2: THEY HAVE UNICORNS IN MY LITTLE PONY D;

Stranger 1: geez

Stranger 2: Theres Rarity and Twilight Sparkle, and then you could also consider Princess Celestia a unicorn…

Stranger 2: But nobody likes Rarity OR twilight sparkle.

Stranger 1: i have vampire cum all over the place. it sparkles

Stranger 1: lol

Stranger 2: Because the pegasi pony are the best

Stranger 2: Like Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy

Stranger 1: uuuuh yeah whatever :D

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It's amazing how they can turn Rebecca Black into ponies.

Question to discuss:
Do you like green eggs and ham?
Stranger 1: I do, I like them, Sam I Am.
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Stranger 2 must not like green eggs and ham.

Question to discuss:
Press crtl+v. What's currently in your clipboard?

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That was hilariously ironic.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What's over 9000?

Stranger 1: 9001

Stranger 2: 9001

Stranger 2: damn u

Stranger 2: lol

Stranger 1: yeah

Stranger 1: you lose

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Do you like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Talk in using only Memes for 30 seconds and win 200 internetz!
Stranger 1: WHAT IS AIR
Stranger 1: U MADBRO?
Stranger 2: Y U NO GIVE ME REAL 200 INTERNETZ
Stranger 1: ME GUSTA
Stranger 2: FAPFPAPFAPFPAPFAPFPAPFPAPFAP
Stranger 1: Forever alone =(
Stranger 1: Forever a gnome
Stranger 2: ey girl can i pikachu?
Stranger 1: Running out of meme's
cereal dad
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Too bad I'm not even the official authority when it comes to internetz?

A few good ones (Some of which were inspired by posts here) I came across:

Question to discuss:
Paste whatever is on your clipboard RIGHT NOW!
Stranger 1: Send me a link if you know of any downs syndrome "people" getting taken the piss out of. (Preferably fat ones.)
Stranger 1: Shit.
Stranger 1: Didn't know that was there.
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Question to discuss:
Fill in the blanks: Stranger #1 is a ___________ ___________
Stranger 1: slave driver
Stranger 2: dick face
Stranger 1: fuck
Stranger 1: damnit
Stranger 1: half wit
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Question to discuss:
Stranger #2 what do you think of Stranger #1?
Stranger 2: id fuck him
Stranger 1: Haha
Stranger 2: pretty hard
Stranger 1: thanks
Stranger 1: ?
Stranger 1: i think he/she would make a great fuck buddy
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Question to discuss:
I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE….
Stranger 2: who
Stranger 2: what happned
Stranger 1: confounded serpents on this bloody aircraft!
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Question to discuss:
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Troll the other Stranger wont you?
Stranger 1: calm down shakespear
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: i think i might troll you
Stranger 2: you dont like bacon
Stranger 1: well i think i might troll you!!!
Stranger 2: sorry
Stranger 1: i do like bacon!!
Stranger 2: you cant say anything more offensive
Stranger 1: why?
Stranger 2: the ultimate insult
Stranger 1: are u indian or u keep kosher?
Stranger 2: i am australian
Stranger 1: so how is that an insult?
Stranger 2: bacon is that tasty its ridiculas!
Stranger 2: you cant possibly not like it!
Stranger 2: who would want to dislike it!
Stranger 2: best thing on earth
Stranger 1: im trip pin balls right now lol
Stranger 1: and i agree with u
Stranger 2: baked?
Stranger 1: nope, ur mindfuckery made me feel like it
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: hahaha
Stranger 1: wish i was baked though
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Question to discuss:
Put your Trollface on! o_O
Stranger 1: Damn it
Stranger 1: I can't
Stranger 2: !_!
Stranger 1: Hold on
Stranger 1: I have link that has it
Stranger 1: Hold on…
Stranger 1: http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue
Stranger 1: Okay
Stranger 1: There
Stranger 1: That's my troll face.
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Stranger 2: jelly?
Stranger 1: Oh hey there, don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Question to discuss:
trolling is an art form. Explain it to the idiot that goes by the name of Stranger 2
Stranger 2: okay, idiot, except we can't see the numbers.
Stranger 1: I can see the numbers.
Stranger 2: you're delusional
Stranger 1: You're an idiot, it says so here right on my screen.
Stranger 1: Stranger 2: you're delusional
Stranger 2: You're the bigger idiot
Stranger 2: IDIOT
Stranger 1: The question clearly states that you are the idiot.
Stranger 1: You are Stranger 2
Stranger 1: That is why your name is written in red.
Stranger 2: I'm definitely not stranger number 2
Stranger 1: Why do you say such things?
Stranger 2: because I'm not the idiot here
Stranger 2: jk, I love you <3
Stranger 2 has disconnected

I'm going to troll some more and post it here, since no one else gives a shit

Question to discuss:
Should one president rule the whole world?
You: Yes!
Stranger: no
You: and it should be
You: This guy →
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Stranger: win

Question to discuss:
Play truth or dare!
You: Truth
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Have you ever snuck out of your house/house you grew up in
You: Yeah dozens of times
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Truth
You: have you ever been to http://selfpwn.org ?
Stranger: nope
You: :O
You: NO WAY!
You: IT'S AWESOME!
Stranger: what is it?
You: It's like failbook
You: only funnier
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Question to discuss:
Quadruple Posting
Stranger 1: Man WTF is up with Quadruple posting?
Stranger 2: I feel the same. It's shit like this…
Your conversational partner has disconnected.