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Hear me Old ones! I am but a Middlefag! I have been here long enough, yet I am still in a tolerable position. Hear me! Guide me to the Path of Ascension.

(I am not trying to be stupid, but I'm asking a stupid question. What I am really saying is "what indications that makes you an Oldfag?".)

An oldfag is merely a member of any community who complains about any form of change despite the fact that the only actual change is miniscule. The community may remain the same, with only its members changing, they'll still complain.

I suppose the term "oldfag" could be synonymous with "whiny baby".

(Sorry, had to be honest)

>Become intolerable
>Whine
>Bitch & moan
>Call yourself an oldfag
>Call others newfags
>Feel entitled
>Complain about the "olddays" being better
>Complain about new users
>Whine
>Wine
>Cheese
>?
>Profit???

Actually, I do feel that. But I'm too scared to say my opinions. I don't want Neg Karma.

>Neg Krama
Look at Bob's numbers man.

I've seen a lot of shitty threads today, and this might be the worst. Glad Bob summed the point up so aptly.

An oldfag doesnt try to be one, it just is.

>inb4 ANN-HIRO

Actually i could have sworn Ann was OP. I seriously had to do a double take.

I was actually expecting a negbombing. Still, I've never felt the need to hold my opinion back, so there was really no reason to start now.

Then I guess I just have to wait… Until someone noticed how frustrated I am to newfags, Complains, etc..
lock

No, they can try. That's the "fag" bit in action.

Some body lock this dildo ass thread

You aren't a middlefag
You aren't a newfag either
Nor an oldfag
You're just regular fag
As in
Gay

You know if I had a special title under my username… I wouldn't have to say anything… I miss the people more than the old KYM…That is the reason… The reason I joined was… I think it was the people… but I accept that I have been a whiny bitch about it, and I AM SORRY…
It's that people have been posting things and then talk… When Gamzee was gone you guys missed him…When Sweatie Quit you guys missed him…
I just tend hang on to things…
Im sorry…
That title would still be funny tho.

There are only 2 types of fags.

• The newfag.
• The faggot.

If you see yourself as any type other than a newfag that is related to the age of your account (middlefag, oldfag, ancientfag, etc), you don't see yourself as the first type and automatically fall in the second category. Which confirms your unstoppable desire for buttsex with your fellow self-acclaimed non-newfags.

Can I at least use lemon scented lube?

If everyone thought like that we would all be a bunch of complacent fucktards. You need to speak your mind, and damn the consequences. If people disagree with you, they can go fuck themselves!
THIS IS THE INTERNET! ALL POINTS ARE INVALID EXCEPT YOUR OWN!

(dont use that logic IRL by the way)

In all reality, there are no benefits to being a oldfag. There a more benefits of being a mod; aiming to be a mod seems more logical than aiming to be a oldfag.

I was but never became one…so I just decided to give up there…I like the way I am anyways.

A true oldfag has already left because the community they were in just turned so crappy that it is no longer worth being part of it. An oldfag most likely has a job and family by now, while us newfags continue to make things even worse. Personally, I try to be a little of a newfag as possible, but I won't pretend to be an oldfag, because only newfags pretend to be oldfags. But like all newfags, sometimes I just can't help being a newfag.

I'm not a newfag, I've been here all winter.

My goal on KYM is to be liked than become a mod or an "oldfag".

inb4MDF (I hope)

My goal is to carry on the memories of all of KYM past and present into the future.