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You make me laugh!

Last posted Dec 04, 2012 at 07:05PM EST. Added Nov 29, 2012 at 09:55PM EST
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Scootch closer, children.

(Sorry about the terrible quality)

Nov 29, 2012 at 10:20PM EST

(I work in a convenience store on the way to a lake (popular with tourists), and the till faces the front door. Currently, two women are in line, the first of which is paying with her debit card. Her back is to the door, and her head is down. Suddenly, a man comes bursting through the door yelling. Both women are incredibly startled.)


Woman #1: “Oh my God!” bolts upright

(Woman #2 starts laughing hysterically, while Woman #1 has stopped in the middle of entering her pin to stare.)


Me: “Bathroom key?”

Man: “Yeah! Barookee!”

(He runs off in the direction of the bathroom, arms literally flailing.)

Woman #2: “How did you know what the heck he was saying?”

Me: deadpan “I speak tourist.”

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Nov 30, 2012 at 12:40AM EST

@All: 2/10 would not raff

My submission (NSFW language, epilepsy warning)

Nov 30, 2012 at 01:55AM EST

Nov 30, 2012 at 06:51AM EST

Nov 30, 2012 at 05:12PM EST

It’s ok I can make this thread win I just need to post this:

Nov 30, 2012 at 05:54PM EST

Double wrote:

I counteract that with my own!

Last edited Nov 30, 2012 at 06:06PM EST
Nov 30, 2012 at 06:05PM EST
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I used to laugh a lot. But, everything changed when the Fire Nation Attacked.

Nov 30, 2012 at 06:24PM EST

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