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Last posted Dec 04, 2012 at 07:05PM EST. Added Nov 29, 2012 at 09:55PM EST
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(I work in a convenience store on the way to a lake (popular with tourists), and the till faces the front door. Currently, two women are in line, the first of which is paying with her debit card. Her back is to the door, and her head is down. Suddenly, a man comes bursting through the door yelling. Both women are incredibly startled.)


Woman #1: “Oh my God!” bolts upright

(Woman #2 starts laughing hysterically, while Woman #1 has stopped in the middle of entering her pin to stare.)


Me: “Bathroom key?”

Man: “Yeah! Barookee!”

(He runs off in the direction of the bathroom, arms literally flailing.)

Woman #2: “How did you know what the heck he was saying?”

Me: deadpan “I speak tourist.”

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