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Think of 3 characters from any show/movie/book

Last posted Feb 03, 2013 at 01:14PM EST. Added Jan 23, 2013 at 01:27PM EST
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You are now at your wedding.
The first character you thought of is your new wife/husband
The second character you thought of is the preacher that is marrying you two
The third character you thought of is going to crash the wedding via assassinating the first character.

Jan 23, 2013 at 01:27PM EST

Wife: Twilight Sparkle
Preacher: Heavy Weapons Guy
Assassin: Bill Nye the Science Guy


Jan 23, 2013 at 01:51PM EST

Husband: Von Richter
Preacher: Kenichi (Metropolis)
Assassin: Hatune Miku

Yay! I was going to marry Von Richter. Unfortunately that Beyotch, Hatsune Miku killed him.

Jan 23, 2013 at 02:18PM EST

All I’m going to say is it’s a good thing you didn’t mention webcomics.

Otherwise Nepeta would be dying YET AGAIN. (And the thoughts are already triggered by her second dead – the Fefetasplosion…

Jan 23, 2013 at 02:24PM EST

I’m getting married to Walter White. The preacher is Luke Skywalker. The assassin is Captain Underpants. Sounds fucking stupid, doesn’t it?

Jan 23, 2013 at 03:18PM EST

Husband: Silent Bob (Don’t ask. I’m a guy)
Preacher: Boromir
Assassin: Indiana Jones
Don’t ask.

Last edited Jan 23, 2013 at 03:50PM EST
Jan 23, 2013 at 03:48PM EST

Married to Spongebob
Preaching courtesy of Tommy Wiseau
Increase lookout for Clifford the Big Red Dog

I have nothing to say.

Jan 23, 2013 at 07:55PM EST

Husband: Jon Snow
Preacher: Eaglebones Falconhawk
Crasher: Whiscash
Bestest ever.

Jan 23, 2013 at 09:06PM EST

Waifu: Hanako
Preacher: John McLane of Die Hard Series
Assassin: Jules from Pulp Fiction


Jan 23, 2013 at 09:21PM EST

Wife: D.W.

Preacher: Arthur

Assassin: Mr Reed.

Jan 23, 2013 at 09:23PM EST

Wife: Wonder Woman
Preacher: The Master (from Dr. Who)
Crasher: Kenny (from South Park)

I’m gonna kill Kenny again.

Jan 25, 2013 at 12:37AM EST

Husband: Scar (From FMA)
Preacher Reimu Hakurei
Assassin-asshole: Zero (From Megaman)
I don’t know what to think of this…

Jan 25, 2013 at 06:47PM EST

Fuck my timing
Wife: Rainbow Dash
Preacher: Marceline
and for the grand finale…
Hey Finn, why did you crash our wedding?

Jan 26, 2013 at 04:22AM EST

Dr. Coolface wrote:

Wife: Wonder Woman
Preacher: The Master (from Dr. Who)
Crasher: Kenny (from South Park)

I’m gonna kill Kenny again.

You bastard!

(Oh come on, He mentioned killing Kenny. OF COURSE that had to be posted!)

Jan 26, 2013 at 05:21AM EST

Wife: Samus
Preacher: Batman
Crasher: Scorpion

That would be awesome.

Feb 02, 2013 at 03:48AM EST

(Choose to adopt?)

Person 1: Your best friend.
Person 2: Person 1’s boyfriend/girlfriend
Person 3: Person 1’s other friend who inexplicably hates you.

P1: Flynn from Tron
P2: Ramona Flowers from Scott Pilgrim
P3: Liam Neeson

Don’t ask.

Last edited Feb 02, 2013 at 05:02PM EST
Feb 02, 2013 at 05:00PM EST

1. Will from Fresh Prince
2. Fiona from Shrek (as ogre)
3. Keanu Reeves as Sad-bench man

I have no idea where this is going…

Last edited Feb 02, 2013 at 09:09PM EST
Feb 02, 2013 at 09:08PM EST

1. Kastor from Age of Mythology
2. Elisif the Fair from Skyrim
3. Parappa the Rapper

I’m okay with this.

Feb 02, 2013 at 10:31PM EST

1. Mac Fraser (from SSX)
2. Princess Luna (don’t ask)
3. Thor (self explainitory)

Oh mighty god of thunder, WHAT DID I DO TO PISS YOU OFF?

Feb 02, 2013 at 10:57PM EST

Wife: Megatron
Preacher: Albert Wesker.
Assassin: Plankton.

Feb 03, 2013 at 12:43AM EST

Wife: Chell
Preacher: Gordon Freeman
Assassin: Snake

Feb 03, 2013 at 05:31AM EST

Tahrdan Ismeh Wu-Temporis wrote:

You bastard!

(Oh come on, He mentioned killing Kenny. OF COURSE that had to be posted!)

It would have been funny if you hadn’t explained the joke.

Feb 03, 2013 at 01:10PM EST

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