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Surrealistic Road Trip RP

Last posted Feb 22, 2013 at 08:07AM EST. Added Feb 18, 2013 at 09:32PM EST
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This thread is a roleplay about a road trip us KYM users are having on a Volkswagon bus decorated with the Pokemon characters.
I’m driving this bus to wherever you guys want to go. Remember to have surrealistic conversations.


I’m driving the bus across a orange road. Golden statues of cheese are scattered across the purple grass.
“Hey Medic! Let’s go invade Calcutta under the banner of a cucumber. How does that sound?” I say as I turn to face Medic, who is behind me.

Medic mumbles something, then suddenly disappears. You bust out your Eureka Effect and swing, hoping to wrench that Spy in the face. To your surprise, you swing into open air. “But that Spy just cloaked right in front of me!” you exclaim disgruntledly.Suddenly, the radio turns on, and says “No Geno, you are the Spy!” And then Geno was a Spy.

A meteor crashes into the bus, and lands on the floor. It breaks into half, and a four foot tall blonde blue eyed black girl stands inside the cracked shells. She sings: “Everyone including I are spies!”

“How will we get to Space Earth now?” MasterBurner asks, holding her own decapitated head. “We must stop the Zamboni invasion!” She then proceeded to have a seizure right then and there and fades away.

Suddenly a giant enemy crab comes out of the sea, killing Dr Robotnik as It slowly approaches the half-broken bus. It’s a giant enemy crab, you are supposed to hit it’s weak point for massive damage and gain 123 points of experience after you kill it.

A random mage appears and casts a spell on the giant enemy crab! It hits the crab in the weak spot and kills it in one shot! The giant enemy crab suddenly bursts into treats. Unfortunately the treats turn out to be tiny bombs filled with even tinier bombs that explode on impact.

Dr. Robotnik reels helplessly with the rest of the world through surrealism through the end of time, unable to resist. With his last ounce of genius, he produces a single rational though:
“What could possibly be causing all of this?”
He then succumbs to the eternal chaos, and grumbles “the bacon has fallen…” and drifts away into the cotton candy clouds…

Last edited Feb 19, 2013 at 09:40PM EST

The maker of chaos was in fact a Bacon Overlord who after centuries of watching his brothers and sisters beind eaten by humans, he has decided to take revenge of the human race by exploding everything he sees with his giant Bacon Lazer exploddity explotion thingitty thing of DOOM. In fact, the lazer was just filled with 9gag le rage comics, It would go through your mind and make you go to a level of retardness that not even this dimenssion could hold, so you shortly explode.

Doctor Spark wrote:

The maker of chaos was in fact a Bacon Overlord who after centuries of watching his brothers and sisters beind eaten by humans, he has decided to take revenge of the human race by exploding everything he sees with his giant Bacon Lazer exploddity explotion thingitty thing of DOOM. In fact, the lazer was just filled with 9gag le rage comics, It would go through your mind and make you go to a level of retardness that not even this dimenssion could hold, so you shortly explode.

Not only was this the doing of the Bacon Overlord, but a also a collaboration of every chaos maker which has ever existed, headed by this fellow:

Chaos Maker? Holy, this will be a pretty long “boss battle” tower
Hey, do not even dare to forgot the ruler of the chaos dimension! The guy who nobody wanted in Marvel Vs Capcom! The guy who Capcom had to beg to get in Marvel Vs Capcom 3! He made Doctor Strange and every godamn hero his bitch at last once and…for some reason he always wakes up covered in 18 year old japanese school girls
It’s….

“Weputthischaracterfor-tentacleporn”, also known as Shuma Gorath

Last edited Feb 19, 2013 at 10:39PM EST

And so the chaos overlords join the Bacon Overlord’ quest to take revenge on humanity. But there is one they fear, in their tongue he is dovahkiin ,dragonborn! But saddly he died of diabetus, so now, the power to defeat the Chaos and madness of this world belongs to..

A black sillhouette is visible in the purple sunset. Turns out that sillhouette is Von Richter. “Where is that Cybersix!?” He screams.

“Herr Dokter, I haven’t found her yet!” I yell back.

“Be a good techno and find her.” He whispers back.

“Trust on the explotions son” a distant voice said to TARDISES. “May the potassium chloride be with you”
And so TARDISES realised that he had the power to defeat the Bacon Overlord and Evil League of Chaos.

“I’m with you.” Von Richter said as he put his gloved hand on TARDISES’s chest.

I hand TARDISES a necklace with a pendant that was a blue button. “When you press this button, a map appears in front of you.”
I hand her another necklace with a green button pendant. "The soul of Dr. Von Richter is stored in this button. When you press and hold it, you can communicate with him.

TARDISES wears the two necklaces.

I wave to her with my orange tentacle. “Goodbye!”

Skeletor-sm

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