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IT'S DARK AS FUCK

Last posted Jun 24, 2013 at 09:43AM EDT. Added Jun 01, 2013 at 12:38AM EDT
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WRITE METAL.

BLACK LIKE MY SOUL.

Last edited Jun 01, 2013 at 12:52AM EDT
Jun 01, 2013 at 12:52AM EDT
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Kalmo wrote:

Open your eyes, stupid.

OH GOLLY GEE WILLICKERS THAT HADN’T CROSSED YOUR MIND.
EYE OPENING.
WHAT A CONCEPT
YOU ENGAGE EYE OPENING

WOW STILL DARK AS AS FUCKITY FUCK THANKS META-GAME CONCEPT.

WRITE METAL
BLACK LIKE MY SOUL

YOUR EYES ARE AN INFINITE BLACK VOID
YOUR BREASTS
ARE ALSO AN INFINITE BLACK VOID

Last edited Jun 01, 2013 at 12:56AM EDT
Jun 01, 2013 at 12:55AM EDT
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Meow like a cat in heat until someone comes into investigate, and hopefully turn on some damn lights.

Jun 01, 2013 at 01:06AM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

Fumble for the light switch!

A GOOD IDEA THIS TIME
YOU BEGIN FLAILING WILDLY HOPING TO IMPACT AN OBJECT OR WALL

OKAY YOU THINK THIS IS A WALL, AND YOU BEGIN FEELING THE SURFACE FOR A SWITCH

IT’S A REALLY COLD WALL. HOLD ON YOU KNOW THERE’S ONE HERE SOMEWHERE

ALMOST THERE

OKAY YOU’VE GOT SOMETHING

Much better.

Jun 01, 2013 at 01:22AM EDT
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I avoid this at all costs.

Jun 01, 2013 at 01:29AM EDT

The Frosty Lich wrote:

Turn the switch on and off. STROBE LIGHTS!

Sure, why not.

Jun 01, 2013 at 01:46AM EDT
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CONTINUE TO WRITE METAL.

DARK AND EDGY LIKE 1/2 OF THIS ROOM.

Jun 01, 2013 at 02:25AM EDT
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How about an introduction?

Jun 01, 2013 at 01:37PM EDT
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Light yourself on fire with friction. Now you can light up the room as you go along!

Jun 01, 2013 at 01:56PM EDT

Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

Check pockets for inventory

Your pockets are empty, this dissapoints you.

How about an Introduction?

Well.

Your name is Ryan Carthens. You’re 20 years old as of what you hope is a week ago, May 26th, currently unemployed, single, and attending the School Institute of Scholary. You’ve yet to finish your first year, due to some part laziness and some part fear of moving on in life. You were studying to become a Social Studies Teacher, and on that topic, you’ve taken to several things in your life: World History, Children’s Card Games, Anime, Video Games, Italian Food, and playing the Melodica.

You also have no idea where you are.

Jun 01, 2013 at 02:01PM EDT
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Sitting in this empty space won’t help you, and the only thing you can see so far is the wall. Do the only thing possible: Break a hole in the wall and see what’s on the other side.

Jun 01, 2013 at 02:13PM EDT
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See if you can jump up and tilt the light fixture overhead to view more of your surroundings.

Jun 01, 2013 at 02:16PM EDT
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RandomMan wrote:

Sitting in this empty space won’t help you, and the only thing you can see so far is the wall. Do the only thing possible: Break a hole in the wall and see what’s on the other side.

You give a half-hearted attempt at breaking the walls down.

Of course it doesn’t succeed. Your strenth is too low.
You really hope that’s the only attribute.

Jun 01, 2013 at 03:17PM EDT
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Hang on the lamp; use your weight to swing it around and get a good look around the room.

Jun 01, 2013 at 03:52PM EDT
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RandomMan wrote:

Hang on the lamp; use your weight to swing it around and get a good look around the room.

Unless you can jump to twice your height, there’s no way you can reach that lamp.

Whelp, nothing to do here. Turn the light back off and go to sleep.

All this wall punching sure can wear a fellow out!


THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA. THE LIGHTS ARE GOING BACK ON NOW.

Jun 01, 2013 at 10:51PM EDT
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GIVE ME YOUR HAT

Last edited Jun 01, 2013 at 11:04PM EDT
Jun 01, 2013 at 10:58PM EDT
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Investigate the strange shadowy figure. I’m sure he’s not a rapist.

Jun 01, 2013 at 11:01PM EDT
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Fridge wrote:

Investigate the strange shadowy figure. I’m sure he’s not a rapist.

Ryan: Uh.
Ryan: …
Ryan: Hi?
-
?: Hey.
?
: How ya doin.

Jun 01, 2013 at 11:21PM EDT
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Laud Piestrings wrote:

Answer sarcastically and cleverly…

Ryan: Oh me?
Ryan: Yeah I’m doing pretty well in a cold-ass monolamp room.
Ryan: Not being a rapist.
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?: Uh.
?: Okay.

Jun 01, 2013 at 11:44PM EDT
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Wait…who is the one that is going to be raped now?

Jun 01, 2013 at 11:57PM EDT
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I just realised the characters all look like bombermen!

Is this a bomberman arena? Did some sick twisted psycho lock these people in this room so they could run around planting bombs until only one is left alive?

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