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The size of your genitals is the most important thing you should have. It is so important that young men challenge each other about their size.

"Mai dik is bigger than yoars!"
"No miens bigger!"
"Well i did yeh mum last nite"

Wise words of wisdom.

So important that when you are in a job interview the interviewer will ask
"What education did you get"
"Why do you want to do this"

And then…

"How big is your penis?"

How would you respond?

The sheer amount of people desperately sucking mine should proof the quality of what I'm carrying.

People feel pity for your small dick, they try to suck you so you feel better

they suck extra hard to get it to pop out of your crotch area, the poor little thing is buried deeper than repressed memories

Seems just as fitting today.

The advantages and disadvantages of being Asian.

6 1/2".
 
 
 
 
Next question.

le_noob_haxor: if you had the ego the size of your dick and the dick the size of your ego you would be a porn star
le_noob_haxor: a really nice one

3 8/10"

six half inches is just three whole inches. no wonder you are so cranky lol.

same size as……

Ehem

Obligatory.

This entire thread:

Small but deadly.

7 miles. It can phase through solid matter and is invisible to human eyes, for it is a non-euclidian wang from outside this space-time continuum.

Length or girth? This distinction is important.

You do realise that last part was a joke.

Mandatory Listening:

Erect or limp? At what approximate ambient temperature? Circumcised or uncircumcised? Use of performance-enhancing drugs allowed?