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So? What would you do?

I would make a thread in Riff Raff called "#IfiWereaBoy" and ask people what would they do if they were a boy.

I'd be so fancy I'd be in the fast lane from LA to Tokyo.

I'd be okay with that. :3

Ew. Girls are icky.

I'd fuck a cactus.

Be happy, that's what.

I will finally Go to the Clean bathrooms

Still be the same.

Honest answer: I'd enjoy myself. If I suddenly had a girls body I wouldn't let it go to waste. I'd show it off. I would go shopping at the mall, learn how to wear makeup, put on a cute outfit, make myself look pretty, and call my female friends so we can have a girls night out! We would have so much fun. All the guys would be checking me out. It'd be a night I'd never forget…..

And of course I'd jerk off after that.

That's pretty close to my answer, except I would take the last step and… also put it between every other step.

lol

I would be in my room all day. Not going out. Just staying here. Until this ends.

Uh, what? This is riff-raff, the rules aren't as strict. Considering riff-raff, this is pretty acceptable.

Riff-Raff:
Buckle up, because the brakes are cut and the five-o are snoozin’. The rules are more lax here, so remember not to take yourself too seriously.

Definition taken right off the forums. Research a little more before you start making accustions. If there can be a thread about Shota, there can be one post about a mildy NSFW gif. If I posted flat out porn, of course it'd need a report. Is it flat out porn? No. Don't take yourself too seriously.

I'll do a lesbian/yuri love.

@Elliott
Hello there, is this your first time internet?

This should sum it up

So yea, mostly the same

STOP OPPRESSING ME YOU DISGUSTING YAOI LOVER

Panic for a few hours, and then masturbate to Jim Morrison.

if i was a girl i would

Well since you asked me what i would do.

did you just copy/paste and slightly reword a tumblr post that pretty much everyone here has already seen

no that's really what i would do.

I'd be a girl. Nothing else.

Do I get boobs?

Punch a feminist in the face at a riot.
Then stuff stuff into my vag.

Be excited as fuck. I don't use fuck a lot, not even on the internet, so you know I'm serious.

For what I'd do, just look at Disturbed's post for a synopsis.