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Just post a funny poem you've heard in you life.
I'll start.
Johnny was a chemist see, but Johnny was no more. What he though was H2O was H2SO4

Angrypwnzer said that this topic is dead
but may my thread be de-railed
and I might epically fail
but with your opinion said
you don't have the power to make this thread dead.

c-c-c-combo breaker

lol

No worst, there is none. Pitched past pitch of grief,
More pangs will, schooled at forepangs, wilder wring.
Comforter, where, where is your comforting?
Mary, mother of us, where is your relief?
My cries heave, herds-long; huddle in a main, a chief
Woe, world-sorrow; on an age-old anvil wince and sing--
Then lull, then leave off. Fury had shrieked ‘No ling-
ering! Let me be fell: force I must be brief’.

Frightful, sheer, no-man-fathomed. Hold them cheap
May who ne’er hung there. Nor does long our small
Durance deal with that steep or deep. Here! creep,
Wretch, under a comfort serves in a whirlwind: all
Life death does end and each day dies with sleep.

lol, get it?

A thread for poems, Caps42 made
But then angrypwnzer did raid
In a game of one-up
He wouldn't shut-up.
Someone here needs to get laid.

Angrypwnzer is a fool,
To think that he could win.
Caps42 made a thread,
In which many have joined in.

But I ponder, my dear Caps,
Why are these poems just on wit?
Surely they could be other subjects,
On which we may submit.

But I digress, press on KYM!
You may ignore my suggestion.
We shall now view poetic art
That, is without question.

For what I do not know I made these poems on wit,
but it's here, and "here" it will stick.
You do have a great ideal, that I could have submit

Mellow's Morning

There once was a catgirl named Mellow
Who happens to be a jolly ol' fellow.
She crawled out of bed
went straight to this thread
to see some guys in a quarrel.

"Silly people!" Mellow said
And then she led
her feet down the stairs just as always
past some doors and through the hallways
to make some breakfast so she can be fed.

there once was a guy named Omomon
who went to Jamaica where people said "hey mon"
sadly Jamaica sucked
Omomon said "FUCK"
and ran out of luck.

Haiku's are fun

But sometimes they make no sense

Refrigerator

I have a haiku
But I could not think of one
People say, "U Mad"

I do not enjoy
Many types of written verse
But this thread is fun

Twice five plus seven
syllables can't say much but
that's haiku for you

Math limerick:

The integral z-squared dz
From one to the cube root of three
Times the cosine
Of three pi over nine
Equals log of the cube root of e.

How about a limerick?

"A man went on a blind date.
He wants to find a mate.
He freaked out,
He had a pout,
Because she was overweight."

I can see i have not been liked here
for i chiefly fear
that if i stay, you'll all chew off my ear

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poem writes you.

A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the Crocket.

I once knew a man of class….
He had great balls of brass….
But in bad weather they cling'd together
And sparks flew out his ass….

What are you talking about?