George Zimmer Copypasta

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2009-06-08T19:52:57Z

A post on a Ashlee Simpson message board

2004

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v= true researching celebrity, nsfw, not safe for work, rant, men's warehouse, trolling

George Zimmer Copypasta <h2>About</h2> George Zimmer was born in the state of New York in 1948. He joined his father in the men’s clothing business and became the founder and CEO of Men’s Warehouse, a men’s clothing retailer. For the Men’s warehouse commercials George Zimmer often utters the phrase “I Guarantee It”. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/g8JylcAPgh8&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/g8JylcAPgh8&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> <h2>Origin</h2> Fast forward to October 23 2004, when Ashlee Simpson was caught lip syncing on SNL. On Ashlee’s message board people were making fun of her so she wrote about how people should just get over it and move on. One comment on this post when by the name GEORGE_ZIMMER and wrote this: <blockquote>HI… I’M GEORGE ZIMMER – FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. ASHLEE.. I WOULD LIKE TO FUCK YOU NICE AND DEEP IN THE SHOWER – YOUR FIST CLENCHING HALF OF MY COCK AT THE BASE WHILE THE OTHER HALF SLOWLY PENETRATES YOU. YOU WILL BE BLINDFOLDED WITH A HAIR FULL OF SHAMPOO WHILE RECITING THE LYRICS TO THE BEATLES’ ROCKY RACOON. WHEN YOU GET TO THE PART ABOUT GIDEON’S BIBLE, I WILL IGNITE MY COCK FUSE AND BLOW A LOAD SO HUGE YOU’LL GROW AN ADAM’S APPLE. I GUARANTEE IT.</blockquote> Hilarious. So hilarious, it spread to other boards that enjoyed such perverse humour and later /b/. <script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.gmodules.com/ig/ifr?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fig%2Fmodules%2Fgoogle_insightsforsearch_interestovertime_searchterms.xml&up__property=empty&up__search_terms=george+zimmer&up__location=empty&up__category=0&up__time_range=empty&up__compare_to_category=false&synd=ig&w=600&h=350&lang=en-US&title=Google+Insights+for+Search&border=%23ffffff%7C3px%2C1px+solid+%23999999&output=js"></script><h2>Formula</h2> How this works is a poster with the name GEORGE_ZIMMER will start the post with the sentence "HI..I’M GEORGE ZIMMER – FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WORKHOUSE. Then there is a description of him engaging in a sexual act using words normally found in a thesaurus. Then the post ends with “I GUARANTEE IT” There is always a picture of George next to the post if possible. Oft repeated parts: <ol> <li>When refering to semen the poster often writes “Man x(liquid)” or “Baby x(liquid)”.</li> <li>It is ALWAYS ALL CAPS.</li> </ol>

2009-08-21T23:49:32Z

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