George Zimmer Copypasta

About

George Zimmer was born in the state of New York in 1948. He joined his father in the men’s clothing business and became the founder and CEO of Men’s Wearehouse, a men’s clothing retailer. For the Men’s warehouse commercials George Zimmer often utters the phrase “I Guarantee It”.

The Copypasta

Fast forward to October 23 2004, when Ashlee Simpson was caught lip syncing on SNL. On Ashlee’s message board people were making fun of her so she wrote about how people should just get over it and move on. One comment on this post when by the name GEORGE_ZIMMER and wrote this:

HI… I’M GEORGE ZIMMER – FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. ASHLEE.. I WOULD LIKE TO FUCK YOU NICE AND DEEP IN THE SHOWER – YOUR FIST CLENCHING HALF OF MY COCK AT THE BASE WHILE THE OTHER HALF SLOWLY PENETRATES YOU. YOU WILL BE BLINDFOLDED WITH A HAIR FULL OF SHAMPOO WHILE RECITING THE LYRICS TO THE BEATLES’ ROCKY RACOON. WHEN YOU GET TO THE PART ABOUT GIDEON’S BIBLE, I WILL IGNITE MY COCK FUSE AND BLOW A LOAD SO HUGE YOU’LL GROW AN ADAM’S APPLE. I GUARANTEE IT.

On that same day we have a post on genmay.com that is also about George Zimmer.

Although it is difficult to determine exactly when and where the George Zimmer copypasta first showed up, it seems likely that it grew out of General Mayhem, becoming incorporated into the larger hivemind of Anonymous.

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