Jocelyn Rivas

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About

Jocelyn Rivas is a Mexican cat killing bitch from Belton, Texas. She works at Chipotle, Texas, a restaurant that serves Mexican food but she seems to dislike working there according to her Facebook wall posts.

What Happened

On December 9th, 2010, she ran over a white cat(doesn't matter it was an accident or not) and bragged about it on Facebook. She was even glad that one of her friends liked her status update. Her wall was open to the public so any Tom, Dick and Harry and maybe Sally(we ain't no chauvinist) could view her wall.

Response – 4Chan

It was her dirty little secret until a /b/tard posted on 4Chan's notorious /r/ section that got everyone's attention. No one knows if OPs cat was really the one Jocelyn ran over because OP's cat was orange but no one cares. The point was NO ONE runs over a cat, brags about it and gets away with it. OP claims to be from the same area and provided vital intel like her Facebook URL and stuff.

Being the resourceful people they are, they managed to track down her work address, work phone number, home address and personal telephone number. Personal messages of 'goodwill' were sent to her and Chipotle's Facebook page was overrun by the /b/tards.

Response – Chipotle Employee

Chipotle's FB moderator(or PR?), a lady with the name Lou denied all this saying that Jocelyn's Facebook page was hacked into and all these allegations were untrue. She(Lou) even said Jocelyn doesn't have access to her account now. But who the heck leaves a fake status update on her wall for several days? And who the heck has a conversation with her friends knowing if it's a fake update? Either Chipotle is hiding the truth or they have been misled by Jocelyn Rivas.