"Millennials Are Killing..."

"Millennials Are Killing..."

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About

Millennials Are Killing is a phrasal template used to mock various think-pieces and op-ed articles on the changing consumer habits of the Millennial generation and their allegedly negative impact on major industries and economic sectors that had once thrived during the latter half of the 20th century.

Origin

A "Millennials are Killing X" trend piece generally involves a writer from the Boomer generation noting that millennials' financial situation (high student loans, lack of available, well-paying jobs) have made millennials unwilling or unable to spend as freely as their ancestors, and that this phenomenon is hurting either a specific industry or the American economy as a whole. Backlash to the trend began in 2013, notably with the response to Time Magazine's infamous Me Me Me Generation cover. Gothamist[1] and The New York Times[2] published articles compiling and criticizing Boomer pieces criticizing Millennials the same year.

Spread

Over the next three years, the phrase "Millenials are killing" began appearing more often in headlines, as Millennials were blamed for killing McDonald's,[3] the movie business,[4] Home Depot,[5] the napkin industry,[6] etc. The trend spiked in popularity on June 30th, 2016, when The Economist published a tweet asking "Why aren't millennials buying diamonds?"[7] The tweet received intense derision as users mocked the transparent trendiness of the tweet and the ignorance of the question's obvious answer: millennials don't have very much money.


Robo Robb @roborobb Follow @TheEconomist we all work at Verizon and Lids at the mall RETWEETS LIKES 256 1,173 10:06 PM-30 Jun 2016 News Flash Fucko, Following UweBollocks @TheEconomist you just threw darts at a board and hit "millenials" and "diamonds" and s--- out 5,000 words connecting them, didn't you? 2,440 9:47 PM-30 Jun 2016 £7561 561 2.AK Rhys James Φ @rhysjamesy Follow See also: Why aren't the homeless driving Mercedes? Why aren't children 6ft tall? Why aren't women returning calls?

The trend continued to spike throughout the summer of 2016. On August 24th, Fusion[8] published an article linking to 47 different articles, each one accusing millennials of killing a different industry or tradition. Two days later, Twitter user @necrosofty[9] tweeted an image showing several different headlines with the phrase "Millennials are killing" in it. The tweet, shown below, has over 2,400 retweets and 2,600 likes as of August 29th, 2016.


brandon sheffield @necrosofty * Follow Millennials, a generation of MURDERERS Millennials are killing the golf industry - Business Insider Millennials are obsessed with the 'style of life-and it's killing retailers Millennials are killing the movie business | New York Post Millennials are Killing the Golf Industry- the BLITZ agency blog Will The Millennial Generation Kill Home Depot? Forbes Millennials are killing relationships and we should be concerned Take Two | Are millennials killing the running trend? Maybe. | 89.3 KPCc Are Millennials Killing Wine? An exposé. | Quench Magazine Promiscuous" Millennials Are Killing McDonald's: Gothamist How Millennials Lack Of Manners Is Killing Class Unwritten Millennials Are Killing Off Paper Napkins | Mclntyre in the Morning Are Millennials Killing The Car Industry?| DrivingSales News Here's How Millennials Have Killed Crowfunding | Bossip Are Millennials Killing Credit? Top Rated High Risk Merchant.

On August 27th, The Daily Dot[10] published an article claiming the "Millennials are Killing" backlash had reached its peak.

Fabric Softener

On December 16th, 2016, The Wall Street Journal[11] published an article about how consumer goods company Procter & Gamble were implementing a marketing strategy to get millennials to buy fabric softener, as fabric softener sales had been on a decades-long decline due to improved washing machine technology and millennial disinterest. This led many on Twitter to make "Millennials are Killing"-style jokes about the article. One of the more popular examples came from Buzzfeed editor Tom Gara, who gained over 2,000 retweets and 2,800 favorites (shown below).


Tom Gara Φ @tomgara Follow Millennials, who know no God other than their own self indulgence, have turned their backs on fabric softener wsj.com/articles/fabri .. Millennials Are Fine Without Fabric Softener; P&G Looks to Fix That Adidas, Like Nike, Is Working on Sub-2 aldOHour Marathon Project BUSINESS Millennials Are Fine Without Fabric Softener; P&G Looks to Fix That Marketing push aims to reverse decade-long slide in the category

The spread of the jokes was covered in a Twitter Moment on the 17th.[12]


Nancy Friedman @Fritinancy Follow 1. Yes they do. 2. No one needs fabric softener. 3. Some product categories deserve to die. TIME @TIME Millennials don't know what fabric softener is for ti.me/2gJvpTK Noah Blundo @nblundo Follow The dreaded millennials are at it again, disrespecting their elders' beliefs in superfluous laundry chemicals. Eric Boehm @EricBoehm87 Follow But what exactly does fabric softener do? It's always seemed like a scam to me

Mayonnaise

On August 11th, 2018, Philly Mag posted an article titled "How Millennials Killed Mayonnaise."[13] The headline inspired similar jokes to other articles that claimed "Millennials are killing" an industry. User @jbouie said mayonnaise salad "rightfully" died, gaining 540 retweets and 3,200 likes (shown below, left). User @KyleKirkup posted a joke about how it was yet another "Millennials are Killing" article, gaining over 80 retweets (shown below, right).


b-boy bouiebaisse Followv @jbouie yes, the mayonnaise salad deserved to die and i'm glad my generation did it. How Millennials Killed Mayonnaise The inexorable rise of identity condiments has led to hard times for the most American of foodstuffs. And that's a shame. phillymag.com 2:24 PM -12 Aug 2018 Kyle Kirkup @kylekirkup Follow Filed under: Another thing millennials ruined. phillymag.com/articles/2018/.. FOOD How Millennials Killed Mavonnaise The inexorable rise of identity condiments has led to hard times for the most American of foodstuffs. And that's a shame.

Other Twitter users joked about the content of the article itself, which featured many personal details about the author's life and was written in very verbose prose. User @Migold pointed out a sentence wherein the author seems to imply that her daughter hates mayonnaise because she's a feminist (shown below, left). The same passage led user @amandalitman to make a Tired / Wired joke calling the article "identity condiments (shown below, right). The moment was covered by Twitter Moments.[14]


Michael Gold @migold Follow SCREAMING phillymag.com/articles/2018/ MY SONJAKE, who's 25, eats mayo. He's a practical young man who works in computers and adores macaroni salad. He's a good son. I also have a daughter. She was a women's and gender studies major in college. Naturally, she loathes mayonnaise. And she's not alone. Ask the young people you Know their opinion of mayo, and you'll be shocked by the depths of their emotion. Oh, there's the occasional outlier, like Jake. But 6:45 PM -13 Aug 2018 324 Retweets 346 Lkes Amanda Litman @amandalitman Follow Tired: Arguing about identity politics. Wired: Arguing about identity condiments. How Millennials Killed Mayonnaise The inexorable rise of identity condiments has led to hard times for the most American of foodstuffs. And that's a shame. phillymag.com

American Cheese

On October 10th, 2018, Business Insider[15] published an article reporting that American cheese had fallen out of favor with the Millennial market and was being replaced with fancier cheese. The article cites several fast food chains including Wendy's, McDonald's, and Panera that have forgone using American cheese and have switched to alternatives, resulting in higher sales. Additionally, major American cheese brands including Kraft Singles and Velveeta were projecting a fourth-straight year of sales declining. The article attributed this to generational differences between Millennials and the Boomers and Generation X, the latter two of which helped bring American cheese a cultural staple.

The article led to numerous "Millennials Are Killing" jokes on Twitter, as well as insults about American cheese. User @oneunderscore_ pointed out that every thing Millennials supposedly "killed" was bad anyway, gaining over 30 retweets and 140 likes (shown below, left). User @steverousseau jokes that Millennials should eat less cheese and eat more rich people (shown below, right).


Ben Collins Follow @oneunderscore Every single thing millennials are killing were: -Impossible to afford (diamonds, actual houses) -Giving them cancer, diabetes, broken brains, myriad diseases (cigarettes, Applebees, high school football, American cheese, Guy Fieri) - Mayonnaise (mayonnaise) 12:48 PM-10 Oct 2018 steve rousseau @steverousseau Follow millennials are eating less american cheese but you know what they should be eating more of? the rich. folks, Millennials Kill Again. The Latest Victim? American Cheese American cheese will never die. It has too many preservatives. bloomberg.com 10:19 AM 10 Oct 2018

Various Examples


brandon sheffield @necrosofty * Follow Millennials, a generation of MURDERERS Millennials are killing the golf industry - Business Insider Millennials are obsessed with the 'style of life-and it's killing retailers Millennials are killing the movie business | New York Post Millennials are Killing the Golf Industry- the BLITZ agency blog Will The Millennial Generation Kill Home Depot? Forbes Millennials are killing relationships and we should be concerned Take Two | Are millennials killing the running trend? Maybe. | 89.3 KPCc Are Millennials Killing Wine? An exposé. | Quench Magazine Promiscuous" Millennials Are Killing McDonald's: Gothamist How Millennials Lack Of Manners Is Killing Class Unwritten Millennials Are Killing Off Paper Napkins | Mclntyre in the Morning Are Millennials Killing The Car Industry?| DrivingSales News Here's How Millennials Have Killed Crowfunding | Bossip Are Millennials Killing Credit? Top Rated High Risk Merchant. News Flash Fucko, Following UweBollocks @TheEconomist you just threw darts at a board and hit "millenials" and "diamonds" and s--- out 5,000 words connecting them, didn't you? 2,440 9:47 PM-30 Jun 2016 £7561 561 2.AK Chris Person Follow シー@Papapishu Headline: Millennials Are Saying No To Dogs Oir Something Me: get ready.... to go viral mother RETWEETSL 5 31 2:51 PM -26 Aug 2016 35 31 PastVox @PastVox Following 1885: Millennials are killing the snake oil business MEDICINE SHOW RETWEETSL 71 105 :37 PM-26 Aug 2016 t.71 105 Chuck Wendig Φ @ChuckWendig Follow IS THERE NOTHING YOU FILTHY MILLENNIALS CANNOT RUIN By AIMEE PICCHI MONEYWATCH/August 25, 2016, 1:38 PM Blame millennials for the vanishing bar of soap RETWEETSL 11:09 AM- 26 Aug 2016 beefaghetti ajetgreguar Follow Millennials Are Killing Me Softly With His Song, Telling My Whole Life With His Words KES 135 RETWEETSL R HNaet, ■@尚圈囧 71 1:36 PM-25 Aug 2016 £371 135

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Snickerway
Snickerway

Oh, man, I hope we kill the diamond industry. There's so much corruption in that industry (artificial price inflation, unethical labor practices, profiting off wars, etc. etc. etc.) I want to see it dead as soon as possible.

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