PECKER

PECKER

Updated Dec 09, 2012 at 10:57PM EST by opspe.

Added Dec 09, 2012 at 09:12PM EST by The.Jackhammer.

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PECKER – The Murderous EMU

TAGLINE: YOU see me comin’, BRACE YOURSELF!, and GRAB THE KEVLAR!

Likes: Pecking ANYTHING, especially private parts, whatever hurts the most. Fiary Floss, but only BLUE! He aims to eradicate PINK, because he’s taking the FAIRY, out of FAIRY FLOSS.
Hates: Resistance to his PECKING, and Steven Seagal movies, People who LIKE, Steven Seagal movies. Kevlar vests.

Note: BLUE FAIRY FLOSS tends to make PECKER docile, even seem friendly, but this wears off within an hour.

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