Raptor Jesus
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Origin
Raptor Jesus is a 4chan meme that mainly consists of a raptors head photo-shopped on to a picture of Jesus Christ. While others consist of Jesus Christ interacting with a Velociraptor. According to Google Insights, the first search for Raptor Jesus occurred on September 11, 2005.
About
God had intentionally created Raptor Jesus to preach to the dinosaur people and show them the light. However, his early teachings did not go over well with the dinosauric people and so God’s Secretary of Divine Intervention, Triceratops Goldbaum, granted him the ability to perform miracles. He went on to roam the Earth from 90,000,000-65,000,000 B.H.C (Before Human Christ).
Spread
Last 12 months, as of October 29, 2001.
External Links
[1]Uncyclopedia – Raptor Jesus
fn2. Oh Internet – Raptor Jesus
fn3. Urban Dictionary – Raptor Jesus definition
fn4. YTMD – Raptor Jesus slideshow
fn5. CoRJ – Church of Raptor Jesus
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Top Comments
bongorider
Jul 16, 2011 at 02:32AM EDT+20
how does such a crappy article get confirmed?
DSNesmith
Oct 31, 2011 at 01:05AM EDT+7
Well this is a really well-known meme, but a terrible article.
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