Shit My Dad Says

Shit My Dad Says

Updated May 27, 2014 at 09:47PM EDT by Brad.

Added Feb 06, 2012 at 12:00PM EST by Brad.

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Shit My Dad Says is a single topic Twitter feed that consists of various quotes attributed to comedy writer Justin Halpern’s father. The tweets became quite popular for their earnest, grumpy commentaries that are easily relatable to many readers.


Comedy writer Justin Halpern launched the account on August 3th, 2009, soon after moving from Los Angeles back to his parents’ house in San Diego.

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