Steve Irwin/Stingrays

Steve Irwin/Stingrays

Updated Jul 05, 2010 at 10:18PM EDT by Doc Gerbil.

Added Jul 05, 2010 at 10:09PM EDT by Doc Gerbil.

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Steve Irwin is an Australian born wildlife conservationalist (but not the pussy kind). He is widely known as the crocodile hunter, and had a tv show on Animal Planet. Steve made his show more badass than everybody elses by literally jumping out of boats on to crocodiles, handling deadly snakes and spiders, and being f*cking awesome in general. In 2006 Steve Irwin was killed by a stingray (now one of the most hated fish on the planet). Steve Irwin is full of win and is still cooler than anybody you know (so deal with it). He has his own page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, and his own fan song.

“Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the croc hunter of a country called Australia

In the suburbs of Melbourne born and raised
In the zoo is where I spent most of my days
Taking out, handling, cleaning animal poo
And all handling dangerous wildlife too
When a couple of crocs who were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my wife got scared
And said youre moving with your crew and documentary to Port Douglas!

I whistled for a boat and when it came near the
Licensplate said STINGRAY and had a barb in the mirror
If anything I could say that this boat was rare
But I thought “naw forget it, crikeys to Port Douglas!”

I pulled up to the reef about seven or eight
And I yelled to the stingry “Crikeys! Smell you later!”
He looked at me square and shot the barb through my chest
And now I’m dead in the ocean next to the Stingrays nest! "
R.I.P. Steve

The stingray has gotten much attention from trolls and Steve Irwin Fans alike. Steve Irwin fans are very easy to troll because they are so ready to defend their badass Ausie god.(I’m a Steve irwin fan btw).

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