Suppressed Vexation

The hottest meme of 2017! Here's how it happened….

Back in 2013, while standing in a long line at Food Lion, I had a seemingly insignificant experience. Twenty items or less. I counted at least thirty items in two of the carts in front of me. While counting, an uppity obese lady left the line, then returned a few minutes later and reclaimed her spot. No one said a word to her. The man directly in front of me smelled strongly of cigarettes and body odor; a very disgusting combination. He was buying alcohol & a bag of oranges. And the older woman behind me was standing right up my anus. I inched forward, but she remained on my heels. I swear, she was basically inside of me, boys. I could feel her body brushing up against my shirt with every minor movement. As I stood there, I noticed an intense annoyance really brewing in my gut. A level of irritation that I had never felt before. But I swallowed those feelings, boys. I swallowed those feelings and made it through the line successfully. Why am I telling you this?…. Well, that event would become the inspiration for this meme.