Zombie Tools/Zombie Survival Sheet (2008)

added Oct 14, 2009 at 06:36PM UTC

part of a series on Exploitables

(NB: concerning the Zombie Tools curve, the only part that is related to the meme is from the late 2008 to today. Before that, the rest can be explained by a computer virus called Zombie tool and the existence of a shopping website named Zombie Tools as well)

Introduction

Zombies and undeads are one of the most favorite subjects within Geek communities. There are tons of films about it, as well as books or video games depicting that mythological corpse-reanimated creature and, more than that, the eventuality of a “Zombie apocalypse” striking our world.
That is to say, this dreamlike, for some, or nightmarish for others, fantasy explains the extreme popularity of that sorts of stuff that can also be seen online with websites such as a Zombie survival wiki or websites selling perfect weapons for a zombie day.

About the meme itself

The “Zombie Tools” is some kind of an exploitable sheet divided in blanks panes where you can write down the tools that you’ll use in case of a zombie apocalypse.

These usually include the weapons you’ll use (primary and secondary), the type of armor you’ll get, the vehicle, a sidekick and so one, but it also asks you to answer to some more trivial requests like your battle anthem or the last word you’ll say/shout while you’ll get slaughtered.
One can answer in whatever form they want, with text or pictures.

The greatest source of inspiration for the meme lies down in the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks. It’s a tongue-in-cheek survival manual, published in 2003, that helps you by giving advices about what to supposedly be doing when facing a Zombie Outbreak: How to fight them, how to get food, how to behave with your environment and so on.

Origin

According to the Lurkmore wiki the meme originated from the 4chan’s /k/ board, a board about weaponry, around the late October 2008.
The board began to be invaded by what they called “zombie threads” in which they were asked to give pieces of advice about the best weaponry choice and plan when facing a zombie outbreak. It was usually resulting in a division between those who wrote the most accurate response they could find and those who didn’t believe in zombies, leading to fiery arguments between the two.

Then, In october the 24th 2008, a new zombie thread took a new turn by adding an image macro titled “Zombie Tools” :

(Sadly, there’s no 4chan’s archive about it. All the remaining files related to it can be found in the Lurkmore wiki page)

However, on that first attempt, no one reused the picture as a response.

The 29th of October 2008, the meme went to /b/ where another zombie thread popped up. There, the picture began to be reused to fulfill the requests.
It then came back to the /k/ board, having more and more threads created.

Instantly, the meme expanded to other boards and other chans, mainly those that got a zombie board.
That kind of zombie threads, since then, are always present on a regular basis on 4chan as well as other boards.

Sheet evolution

In the beginning of 2009, a new version of the Zombie Tools sheet game was created on 4chan and called “Zombie Survival Sheet”:

Female version (By DeviantArt user Marsuwai):

As one can see, the new version got a better look close to a Role Playing Game sheet.
There are some different versions where the character is placed elsewhere on the sheet, or with different colors and blank panes:


All these versions spread to other forums and websites, hosting contests:

- Here’s the 3.0 version:

- And the recent 4.0 version:http://knowyourmeme.com/i/28299/original/Zombie_Survival_Sheet.JPG?1259203944 (Thanks ambicuityfml for the picture provided)

Youtube videos

Here is a Youtube video of a fulfilling sheet dating from May 2009 (In German):

- You can find here an impressive amount of Youtube videos from people fulfilling the sheet and explaining their choices. (Most of them in German language)

iPod application

In August the 12th 2009, a free iPod application based on the meme was released.

Here’s a Youtube video of that software in action

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18 Comments

Chris Menning
Oct 14, 2009 at 06:49PM UTC , Chris Menning wrote:

Tombery, you are awesmoe at this. I’m ready to confirm as long as another admin says so.

Tomberry
Oct 14, 2009 at 06:59PM UTC , Tomberry wrote:

Thank you very much Chris.

Captain Blubber
Oct 14, 2009 at 07:36PM UTC , Captain Blubber wrote:

I’m an admin right?

I say yes.

Mullon
Oct 14, 2009 at 10:10PM UTC , Mullon wrote:

You can’t have a soundtrack, you have to be listening for zombies.

Deuxieme_en_pie
Oct 15, 2009 at 01:40AM UTC , Deuxieme_en_pie wrote:

oh man, I love these things!

PTL
Oct 15, 2009 at 06:34PM UTC , PTL wrote:

Why has noone else thought of taking the Spread Shot from Contra as a weapon? that thing practically tears through entire screenfulls of enemies!

PTL
Oct 15, 2009 at 06:35PM UTC , PTL wrote:

Aww, crap. i just realized the gaping typo in mine. It should be “Gradius II MSX”.

Captain Blubber
Oct 15, 2009 at 08:11PM UTC , Captain Blubber wrote:

Yeah, I made one.

Tomberry
Oct 18, 2009 at 01:22PM UTC , Tomberry wrote:

I found a female version of the sheet.
Adding it now.

Jamie Dubs
Oct 19, 2009 at 04:41PM UTC , Jamie Dubs wrote:

are there parallels here to Facebook 25 Things and other “fill out your custom sheet” kind of memes? Wonder if we need a parent classification/metameme entry

Lanthus [Chicken Ace & Taking Names mode activated]
Oct 21, 2009 at 01:06PM UTC , Lanthus [Chicken Ace & Taking Names mode activated] wrote:

I agree with Chris it is very “awesmoe” indeed.

Tranum
Oct 22, 2009 at 08:33PM UTC , Tranum wrote:

This seems as though it may be related to the “Zombie Survival Guide”, a book by Max Brooks. Can this be confirmed, or am I just making random connections?

Tomberry
Oct 22, 2009 at 09:21PM UTC , Tomberry wrote:

Yes, the meme is totally related to/inspired by the “Zombie survival guide” book. That’s why I talked about it in the introduction, as well as its internet equivalent, the “zombie survival wiki”.
Perhaps I didn’t make it enough clear to the readers. I’m correcting that.

I checked twice from the max Brook’s book and no sheet template I gave in the article seem to appear in it.

The Internet clearly remade the Zombie subject on its own, in a Role playing game way.

Funhouse_of_Fun
Oct 23, 2009 at 08:07PM UTC , Funhouse_of_Fun wrote:

This is one of the funniest memes to reproduce. I might do some more .

Andrew W
Nov 10, 2009 at 03:26AM UTC , Andrew W wrote:

Fun, fun, fun.

HeavyMetal202
Nov 27, 2009 at 02:43PM UTC , HeavyMetal202 wrote:

ZOMG, survival sheet 4.0 is here!

nate1256
Feb 14, 2010 at 06:09AM UTC , nate1256 wrote:

my last words without doubt would be LEROY JENKINSSSSSSSSS

Last HCompany
Mar 03, 2010 at 10:44AM UTC , Last HCompany wrote:

I can addz mah homemade zombie sheet?

It b awsum.

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