Steven Universe - Nothing like a sex pun, except for similarly humorous things, I guess.

She likes Steven so much, she wants to become his new mommy. But not without a few… problems…

"Uh… Steven, we're married now. So… say hello to Lapis, your new mother…"

Steven suddenly punches her in the face.

"Huh… I don't know why I did that…" Slaps Greg.

"Maybe if I do stuff that Rose did the Crystal Gems will like me and let me join. Last thing on the list "Fuck Greg""