Tumblr - Are you saying that without this product, we send them to insect heaven?

HOW IT WORKS:

1. light attracts bugs

2. bugs go behind moving fan

3. fan's rotation speed so fast, bugs cannot fly away and are stuck there until they fucking die like they deserve. This includes parasites like hornets, yellow jackets, mosquitoes, ticks, and moths who now have the ability to drink blood using their long proboscis.

SUBJECT A-1:

SUBJECT A-2:

Do you want this on your goddamned arm during your pool party? Not fucking me.

"Remember, insect hell is a real place that you will be sent at the first sign of insubordination."