Kid Icarus - That's not the Christmas Tree.

"My hair is not a tree!!"

"Y-yeah… We know… But if we got a real one, Viridi threatened us with… things…"

"Things?"

"Yeah, she did. I'm supposed to be the edgier, badass version of this whipped pigeon and even I'm a little freaked out by it."

You ask Nook for one, you'd be paying until NEXT Christmas