Samurai Jack - He actually did got the hug and the kiss

Suicidal Jack: There's no hope! There's no honour! We should just go to our forefathers and die.
Jack gets his sword back
Crazy Jack: You want those Daughters of Aku bitches to kill you, right?!
Jack kills six out of the seven Daughters of Aku
Heartless Jack: You must let her die! She is pure evil! She chose her path, now she must die by it!
Ashi slowly turns good to the point where she's a valuable ally to Jack who fended off an army so he could meditate in peace
Puffball: What did you expect? A hug and a kiss?
Jack and Ashi hug and kiss

Whatever his crazy personas say, the opposite always happens.

YEAH!

Suck it, puffball!