Roman:"Hello my pretties! Just because the apocalypse is here, doesn't mean you can't look, and feel, your absolute best."
cut to Neo capturing a Geist Grimm in a bottle
Roman:"My Grimm Geist harvesting and preservation process and extract…mixed with what else, DUST, can provide you, with all the organs, tissue, and bodily fluids you need to
*rambles off list
"Our products are 100% authentic, and definitely NOT poison."
Neo holds up sign saying NON POISONOUS
"So don't wait one more minute, pick up a scroll, and end your suffering, before we all go extinct in Salem's horrific reign."
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