Electronic Arts (EA) - I keep forgetting

"My wallet was making the rumblies, that only microtransactions would satisfy"

EA, what are we standing in?
Would you believe it's a feeling of accomplishment?
No, I would not believe that.
Uhhhh, fair challenge?
Noooo…
Game nectar?
No.
Some auteur decision?
Tell me the truth EA.
Fine. It's gambling.
EAAAAAAA….
Well, people have money that aren't me.
I can't believe what I'm hearing!
I will not apologize for art.