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Florida Man - The real question is, were they also buying a stairway to heaven?

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promised to take them to his planet Florida couple arrested for selling tickets to heaven A couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda me some money to go to outer space Watts, were arrested a few days ago for I met an alien named Stevie, who said selling golden tickets to heaven to hundreds of if I got the cash together he would take me and my wife on his flying saucer to They sold the tickets on the street for his planet that is made entirely of drugs 9999 (about sh390,000) per ticket, told You should arrest lesus because he is the buyers the tickets were made from solid one that gave me the golden tickets. I am and that each ticket reserved the willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up buyer a spot in heaven -simply present In her police statement Amanda Watts the ticket at the pearly gates and you are said: We just wanted to leave earth and in. go to space and do drugs. I did nor do Tito Watts said in his police statement anything Tto sold the golden tickets No "I do not care what the Police say, The heaven. I just watched tickets are solid gold. And it was Jesus Polce said they confsicated oner who gave them to me behind the KFC$10,000 (sh39m) in cash, drug and told me to sell them so 1 could get paraphemalia and a baby alligator loloftheday If you think the headline is funny, read the article.

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NapalmKitty

Apr 27, 2019 at 11:18AM EDT

Because of course there was a baby alligator.

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Sandalwood

Apr 27, 2019 at 07:13PM EDT

Unfortunately, this is false. I have heard several versions of this story going back a few years but as far as I can tell there was no real event behind them. (Besides the existence of Florida)

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