Steven Universe - Not in front of the kids!

Here to help

"I can't believe how short and fat I was"

"Steven don't be rude"

"It's not being rude if I'm talking to myself"

"Baby steven has feelings"

"Baby? I thought I was your baby"

"Pfft. Steven! Stop bothering. This is serious!"

"Bothering? I ain't bothering anyone…I can bother you if you want kiss"

"Steven! Seriously, we have to take them back to the past!"

"Fine, can I "bother" you later?"

"STEVEN!"

"Okok fine"