I Do Not Control the Speed at Which Lobsters Die - God Jobs

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emancaz hades explaining that he's the god of the dead, not the god of death Thanatos explaining that he's the god of death, not hades I DO THE CONTROL DIE. I DO NOT CONTROL THE DIE. oketra-the-cat Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too poseidon explaining that he is the god of the sea CONTROL THE SPEED AT WHICH LOBSTERS DIE. CONTROL LOBSTERS,

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loafhero

Aug 28, 2020 at 09:29AM EDT

Hollywood Producers: What's that? Make Hades the generic bad guy again? OK!

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Ten Shadows

Aug 28, 2020 at 05:12AM EDT

Bane cried out triumphantly, "As winner, I choose to rule for all eternity as the ultimate tyrant. I can induce hatred and strife at my whim, and all will bow down before me while in my kingdom."

Myrkul, who had won second place, declared, "But I choose the dead, and by doing so I truly win, because all you are lord over, Bane, will eventually be mine. All things must die – even gods."

Bhaal, who finished third, demurred, "I choose death, and it is by my hand that all that you rule Lord Bane will eventually pass to Lord Myrkul. Both of you must pay honor to me and obey my wishes, since I can destroy your kingdom, Bane, by murdering your subjects, and I can starve your kingdom, Myrkul, by staying my hand."

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